A Little Peck At Beck

The world is counting down to one serious struggle for equality and freedom after another, isn’t it? Every day for over a month a new protest from a new country begins, continues, simmers, which means the changes ahead are bigger than anyone imagined. Yes Glenn Beckers, even in your fevered attempts to frighten the Bee-Hay-Suse out of your viewers regarding a Middle East “Caliphate” because, to you, freedom shouldn’t belong to those strangers over there with funny-sounding names and squiggly writing - nope, not even the almighty You could have predicted how quickly the icy dice would roll over the region.

Just to be additionally annoying to you, Mr. Clown, do you think nearby states will soon join with Wisconsin in a “Caliphate” of the Midwest? Why not predict dire-grim-horrific visions of what would happen if a substantial block of our country decided to stand up for their rights in loud rants? Will you give your viewers the bug-eye of doom and begin to quiver in the shivering thought of a country willing and ready to be as bold as those thug-like teachers and Democratic legislators have been in Wisconsin through their refusal to accept an already rigged political scheme? Oh dear, Mr. Beckless, do warn us that the sky is indeed falling if Wisconsin is calling foul on their Governor’s state of ill-repair due to a dubious bill that is unfair.

And Beckers, next time you wish to send chills down your audience's spine, try not to suggest there could be a “Caliphate” brewing in the U.S. Midwest lest your audience will decide to move to Connecticut where it’s safe. If you live there, Mr. Beck, then surely your direct cable line to God will save your flock from the horrors of democracy in action.

However, you do work in Manhattan: therefore, be clear to your followers not to stalk/seek you in that brazen hell after you have completed your almost daily horror-shows. (Unless it snows really hard in Manhattan again and no one can drive down a street because snow ploughs aren’t running on time - or something quite suspicious and askew is to blame other than a slow-footed mayor and a testy transportation force not to be reckoned with when they’re feeling pissy.)

Yep. I’m on the Becker’s case today. He can handle it. He did look straight into the TV camera over a week ago and told people like me that we can “Go to hell” – so, after ruminating on his version of what I label a “Fock-Wah” on a large part of the U.S. population, I decided to let him take the blame for all the hell that is breaking loose all of a sudden.

Apparently most of the stubborn leaders in the Middle East and an equally bombastic Governor in Wisconsin are living in some kind of hell, which, of course, must be the work of Beck because he cursed lots of people and right now you could connect those hellish dots right back to the rancid energy of Beck’s vision of hell  = democracy is bad when it’s not in his ‘hood.