The Weak Briefs

Oh my! What a week it’s been – and the secrets of the week’s targets keep coming every few hours! Here is a brief look at the best of the worst.

Let’s begin with newly released pictures of Wild Pippa dancing in a keen-looking lavender bra, shall we? That’s right. Duchess Catherine of Cambridge’s sister might be Harry’s type, after all! Pippa Middleton is turning out to not be the demure tidy-looking wedding gown train-carrier. Instead, she is a party animal! Meow and Wow! That hottie is a tad naughty! Spread the news!

Next in line on celebrity news programs is the word that Osama bin Laden had a child with a stripper! Say what? If so, he must have been a great tipper! It’s nice to know his many wives were so understanding. Now we can finally link a bin Laden story with Charlie Sheen!

Charlie lost one of his Goddesses this week due to her common sense and/or someone grabbing her throbbing head in their sensible hands and looking her in the eye and telling her to clean up her act so she won’t have to languish in the muddy puddle that is Charlie’s fertile yet twirly mind.

In politics, the serious and also tedious, infuriating, disturbing, unnerving events and non-events brought forth the classic BS from Glenn Beck, Palin and friends. They can’t handle a Democrat president with brains. Perhaps that is because they have none. Simple. As simple goes. And, in my world, that’s how it shows. To me, they are but utter bitter pills filling up the airways with verbal oily spills. Frankly, their jaundiced perception of almost everything falls flat as a hat filled with decaying bat crap.

And a few of my readers believe that I AM THE BITTER ONE? Not Limbaugh or the rest who are bigoted (if for nothing else than shock value), or complete opportunists with nary a grey cell working at full speed (Palin)?

When an ill-informed madman such as Beck cannot graciously step back from Armageddon-fueled ramblings for a few minutes to tip his fool’s hat to a job well done not only via a Dem administration but his country’s elite Navy Seals and overall military expertise, then it’s ratings or his hatings – or both – that rocks his sinking boat.

You know what, Beck? It truly is time to have your head checked. You are as crazy as they come and I’m terribly happy Fox News and your radio syndicators finally realized that a Messiah complex only works for a few seasons of sheer unartful blasphemy before the bubble that lives within your head is burst as easily as you often curse sensibility and gentility with your gloated face of American disgrace.

Oh no. My bias is showing once again.

Tsk.

So, what else is on the week-in-review? My errors, that’s what. Okay. It’s bin Laden, NOT Bin Laden. It is al-Qaeda/al Qaeda, NOT Al Qaeda. Once again, as with the confusing spelling of Gaddafi, I have read so many articles over the years that my mind is full of fuzz balls created by too many references which have differing spellings from both pro’s and blogger-ho’s. The Chicago Manual of Style that many writers continue to use as a guide to correct grammar, spelling and all of the intricacies of writing with a proper style hasn’t assisted my plight to write “right.”

Oh well. Back to the point - if I can find it.

Oh, right. The weird, contradictory announcements, among confusing details, emerged in a drip-drip-drip manner from the Obama administration concerning “the raid” and death of bin Laden, thus aiding those whose stance is to always doubt that President Obama knows what he is doing as Commander In Chief.

It's easy to be confused when absolutely everything we have been told about that tall man supposedly in need of medical care has always been enigmatic; therefore, why would it be different now that we are told he is no more? Mysterious in life, he will always been mysterious in death.

By the way, what’s the latest on the Fukushima nuclear meltdown?


(Pippa Pix courtesy of Dan Kitwood/Getty; Whitehotpix/ZUMAPRESS.com)