Thursday, May 19, 2011

Rolling Sins


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Wow! It’s but Thursday and what a week it’s been in politics and adulter-tricks! So many heads are rolling that it’s as if we’re in a time warp watching the beheading of Anne Boleyn, whose unfortunate demise occurred on this day in 1536. This time, however, the heads are those of Menz and the roll-out is bloody only in slayed reputations, lost political expectations and aspirations.

The Dope of Grope, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, now residing at Riker’s Island in New York without bail (until Friday), has been forced to resign his IMF Managing Director position and drop his intention to run for the presidency in France. The drama of his alleged sexual assault on a hotel’s chambermaid has sent the man into quasi-suicide mode.

Newt Gingrich’s latest bid to gain entry to the White House appears to have quickly veered off-track now that he is under attack for not staying true to his political base, whoever they are considering how he has changed his views on almost everything over the years, weeks and days – depending on where the poll wind blows.

Newt hasn’t helped his cause by continually apologizing for numerous “mistakes” he has made in his personal life as well as political. Too many “I’m sorry’s” tend to blur the message of whatever it is he is attempting to sell.

And, surprise surprise, The Donald of Trumps isn’t running for president and will, instead, remain glued to his boardroom chair on Celebrity Apprentice where he can boss C-List actors and musicians around with his eloquent verbiage barrage akin to that of a 1950’s Mafia Boss. Not running was a good call, don’t you think? Walking is best suited for the man who can never be King of anything other than real estate and tarts.

The Elephant in this post is Arnold S, of course. I think I’ve written enough in one week about that man’s deceitful libido although, as anticipated, women are flying out of their once quiet closets to claim their place in Arnold’s Mistress Sweepstakes, which makes it somewhat a challenge not to focus on his major crash and burn. Now that it has been reported that Maria Shriver has hired rather powerful lawyers to guide her through whatever she decides to do regarding the marriage charade, I’m certain there will be more posts on this drama in the future, so I’ll cease and desist today from continuing the diss.

Another rolling head is that of Katie Couric who is leaving her extremely uncomfortable anchor chair at CBS Evening News to run screaming from one of the worst career moves she’s ever made. But, that’s not really new news is it? And she’s a woman, if we all recall, and I began this post with a verbal roast of the Menz instead of the Wimmen’s, thus I’ll save the snark for another day when the Flogging Whip gets busy on that side of the gender wall.

I could go on, as my target practice today has been quite easy; however, even with the above quick list of shiftless dicks, I’m beginning to feel a tad queasy.

4 comments:

  1. It has been....a very strange week. Are the planets all up-side down?

    What is really funny... reading the above...all that insanity, is not surprising.

    This is the A list of the B list-just add a few more republican, lying, nut cases, like Palin and you have duck soup!

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  2. I am amazed SZ how you can quip these debacles and sweepstakes into one place...it's a mind boggle to say the least. Must excuse myself and ready for a rapture debut.

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  3. ML - Thank you! Make sure you're wearing white!

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