Saturday, May 25, 2013

The Weekly Fluff

Fluffy Gossipy Stuff is everywhere right now. The Populars/Un-Populars have been going through the Tabloid Ringer in revolving-door fashion all week; some have been naughty, others quite nice, with one in particular smelling like farm mice.

To be succinct, let's look at what's floating around in the Assumed/Supposed Rarefied Air Of Celebs in one sentence for everyone's situation. I'm in that "let's-go-easy frame" of mind today. It's also overcast, sleepy, which helps me to relax now that the chaos of the past week from numerous directions has paused, and the hills are alive with the almost sounds of silence (although someone off in the near distance is building something again).

Actually, the thought just occurred to me that the latest noise intrusion could be associated with a celebrity's property, as this person is buying-up Our 'Hood as if planning for a future takeover of the canyon. Real estate savvy, indeed! Her purchases are all over the news lately, but few know of her ownership of several gated properties in this area where she once lived. I doubt she'll ever have to work again whenever she chooses to retire. Ching-ching-ching goes her own personal slot machine of homes with trees and expansive views.

Okay. Here we go on the one-sentence summations of our Muy Importante Celebrity Fluff!

Brad Pitt gave an interview to Esquire wherein he once again proved how some people have def smoked too much weed.

With a new sparkle in her eyes and wee feather's slipping from the side of her mouth, Ann Curry is finally allowed to do her true job as an anchor for "serious" news while Brian Williams is on vacation.

I'm entirely convinced that Amanda Bynes has completely lost her mind after viewing her Mug Shot with short, cropped hair, in comparison with the dead wild animal she threw on her head in and out of the courtroom after her arrest yesterday.

Animal Protective Services should place Justin Beaverland on Special Watch now that someone was foolish enough to give him another innocent pet to abandon.

Kanye West may or may not be gay and may or may not be having a serious flingy with a certain European-based fashion-associated person-of-interest as both have been buying/renting apartments/homes near to each other and seem to enjoy each other's company in a way Kanye may not with Kim Whatzhername.

No one gossips about Diana Krall and her husband, Elvis Costello, because they manage to live and create/play music without the aid of calls to paparazzi's every time they go out for dinner.

Wow, it's been days and days since we've heard a word about Lindsay Low-Hand's Rehab Vacation at Betty Ford other than how she reportedly doesn't want to be friends with "addict" Brooke Mueller because, you know, Linds has no addictions at all and is obviously the reincarnation of the graceful, classic Audrey Hepburn.

Everyone's talking about some actor with the last name Cumberbatch for reasons I don't understand/care about at all...unless I go to the new Star Trek pic.

Helen Mirren's altruistic, compassionate visit to a dying child whose last wish was to meet The Real Queen (who ignored the request) shows us how royalty truly has nothing to do with heritage.

Tom Cruise continues to flash his maniacal smile even while running the Great Wall Of China as if he is still chasing what remains of his soul just in case the CO$ goes out of business someday.

That's it for now. Have a fabulous something-or-other!

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