Saturday, May 18, 2013

The Weekly Fluff

What an absolutely boring week it's been in Gossip Land!

Nothing at all has been going on beyond rumours of another Beyoncé pregnancy; Angelina Jolie's NYT Op Ed regarding her Double Mastectomy; Prince Harry spending time in America, charming all at every stop along his princely way; further rumours leaked by a probable certain someone that Our Fav Mess, Lindsay Low-Hand, is gaining weight and freaking-out in Rehab now that her BFF Adderall, has been taken from her sticky fingers; Madonna and Goopy didn't say a word to each other at the Met Gala now that they are no longer BFF's.

What more could a Fluffy Reader want, I ask? Much more than all of that, I'm sure.

Unfortunately, Jennifer Aniston didn't get married this week. And obviously, nor did Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Kim Kar-Kash-In remains preggers and allowed nightmare-inducing pix of her swollen feet to hit the I-Nets…something I hope she stops showing everyone ASAP. Good God, it's awful!! And she continues to wear the terribly "wrong" shoes for someone "with child." What are we going to do with her?

So, beyond the above, nothing else is worth repeating unless you care that Princess Charlene of Monaco (aka The Prisoner Bride) may be slipping around Prince Albert's back (easy to do as that is his usual stance with her) with a hawt Rugby Player! Gasp! How could she she do such a thing to her faithless loving keeper husband! Tsk.

Oh, and Justice Finally Prevailed: Little Mr. Beaverland was hit with a hefty bill for the care of his Abandoned Pet Monkey in Quarantine!

See you later, and thanks for stopping by!

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2 comments:

  1. HOORAY THAT BIEBS IS GETTING HIS DUE FROM STUPIDITY! YOU DON'T TREAT PETS LIKE THAT!

    TOXIC MERCURY

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  2. Hey TOXIC! I agree, which is why I've been on his case over the pet Monkey fiasco of late. I do not like what he did to that sweet pet on every level. He may be easy fodder for criticism on many levels - however, it was the Monkey Thing that did it for me!

    Boo Hiss!

    Thanks for commenting!

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