The GOP - "Take Our Government Back"

Ponder that quote: "Take our government back." Okayyyyy. Back to where? The good old daze of handing out taxpayer money to shady companies such as Haily-burpin' ? Oh, wait. We're continuing to rely on them for the all-so-important engineering feats of the 21st Century. Wonder if Mr. Chain-me has ceased to grit his teeth at every rumbling churn in his tummy now that he can freely count all of the kick-back oil-and-blood-soaked money he continued to receive while ruining the US of A. That's old news and I digress; however, Mr. Darth-Death-Evader's puppet, Georgy Wuss, has a memoir on the verge of landing on a bookstore shelf near you. Fond memories prevail in another waste of trees to take us back to those wonder daze where the "No-Sayers" want us to go. In fact, let's use Wussy's presidency as the "back" to which the enlightened quasi-majority/minority feels such emotionally-charged sentimentality.

Shall we stroll down Memorex Lane? (Yes, that's how "back" sounds and looks like.) It won't take long. You'll find the Iraq war casual-tee numbers on political sites. Same with the economic surplus Mr. Wussy inherited, etc. I'll simply remind all that the emotional maturity of the old daze can be summed-up in Wussy's "Worst Moment" as the Prezzy: when Kanye West accused him of being racist.

Ponder THAT one. Yep. That's what he sez in his book.

Hmmm. I'm pondering it as well. On second thought, I won't take us back because I may need to pop an anti-acid and collapse on a chez, hand-over-head, following in the classic Colette drama queen fashion, moaning, "Armande, Armande!"

In truth, I feel a tad queasy at the moment.

I would rather "Lean Forward" as MSNBC would suggest (although their new slogan makes no sense at all unless one is attempting to understand who's saying what over the other who is yelling).

For now, that's all she wrote.