Oh, what a hoot to look at the image. Our Best Fake/TV Serial Killer, Dexter, is on his way to nail Mizzy Brat-Fest, Justin Beaverland! Sure, it's a "sick" thought, but hey, who ever said Black Humour was anything BUT "dark"? And usually giggle-worthy.
Yes, Little Justin is just a "kid" and one "shouldn't" wish or think bad things about him despite the excellent job he's doing all by himself to ruin his career. I read a headline yesterday inferring that an entire country "hates" him. My first thought was Germany – again – for his callous attitude toward his former Monkey Companion, but no! It's Venezuela! Why? Because he isn't planning a concert there, that's why. And they hate him for it? Hmmm. That tells me Venezuela fans have their priorities all wrong. They should be Ecstatic! They won't have to wait hours for the Brooding Baby to finally grace the stage, nor will they have to cover their ears in horror at what noise will pour from his mouth.
Think again, Bieblings. You have been Saved! God knows what kind of pet he's traveling with these days, but whatever it is could end up staying in your country longer than you will. Anyhow…
Now, on to the Real Fluffy Stuff:
Check out this Almost-Newz: Joan Rivers*, with her Ever-Ready-Battery Daughter, Melissa, will be Swapping Homes, as well as God-Knows-What kind of arrangements (??), with Bristol Palin and her somebodies-or-other for the Cable TV show, Wife Swap, in its new season. The Odd Thing about all of this PR hype is no one is actually Swapping Wives. Just Lives, it would seem. Okay. The "They's" producing the show are bending the format to ensure what they believe will be a Ratings Winner! Sigh. They could be "right" although I think it's sooo wrong.
To me, the way Joan will dive into the murkiest of TV Waters is Just Fine. It's her Career. She does what she can to keep that Meter Running on what has been a long and enormously entertaining career – pro and con. But The Palin Saga just won't go away. Mama Grizzly and Child have been endlessly cashing-in on the Palin "name" with one Reality Show and/or TV appearances on Other Reality Shows. And people once thought Sarah was Presidential Material? Must be the same crowd who think Bristol Palin is Mother of the Year, in combo with men who simply voted for McCain because he had an attractive VP Running Mate who could barely string a coherent sentence together without tripping over her forked tongue.
I think the Palins are disgusting Fameho's just like other well-known Fameho's everywhere. Watching what is bound to be a scripted BS-based exercise in entertainment when Joan and Melissa enter Bristol's Palace Of Whore-or's, will be either a total mess or one of the best things EVAH on Reality TV, which is, in most cases, Not-Really-Reality-TV at all but hyped-up faux drama. Will I watch? I don't know. I don't watch those shows. Can't stand them, actually. But this one? I just might have a peek before the inevitable "Eeek!" Stay tuned, as it were.
Have you been out to The Movies lately? Such as World War Z, by chance? If so, that means you may have been surprised to find a sweaty-looking un-bathed Brad Pitt dashing into your audience space, tossing PR-type things at you; deigning to have his picture taken with your Ugly BFF in braces while Mr. Pitt pretends to be enjoying himself. He's EVERYWHERE promoting WWZ – in person! He has to. More money has been spent on this potential Money Loser than an Amateur Gambling Billionaire on the loose in Vegas for a week. $400 million is the reported cost to make a film about Zombies which had numerous production difficulties.
Methinks no one had to make a film about Zombies for release in the The Summer! We want Silly Rom-Com's and Super-Heroes in costume! Couldn't the studio have waited until Halloween to release another End Of The World Creepy Movie? But then again, Hollywood has become full of Zombies leading the way at the studios for years, so, why should I be surprised?
Another female celebrity just flashed her crotch at the Paparazzi somewhere in the world – just because.
Today is Johnny Depp's 50th Birthday! Have fun, JD! Hope you'll change clothes and take a bath for a change. If so, try to get Brad to join you. You guys aren't cats and hate being in water, right? So, what's the excuse? I think Tom Cruise is Crazy As A Loon, but one thing I do like is that he always looks clean. I'm sure if I was standing next to him I'd only smell the scent of CO$ Money wafting from his cheeky-cheek grins. The only pungent odor attached to that scent would be The Blood Of Sacrificed Lives, but hey, he doesn't know anything about all of that Slave Labour does he? No way. Even when they work in his home for free.
Did you read that our Second Fav Hot Mess, Amanda Bynes, has been asked by Playboy to host her own radio show on their channel? Yep. Supposedly true. She is to provide advice to other Upcoming Hot Messes (who aren't "ugly", of course – Amanda's view of everyone but herself these days per her own words) to ensure that A Legacy Of Madness will continue when she and Lindsay L. gracefully exit Stage
Ann Curry continues to look comfortable and happy at the NBC Anchor Desk. And those feathers are still falling from the side of her mouth. By the way, where in the world is Matt Lauer these days? Or, shall I say, Who Cares Where In The World he is? Certainly not Ann.
There is far more fluff going on than I care to acknowledge, so let's end here for insanity's sake.
Have a fabulous day – or whatever!
* Joan says it was just Melissa staying at Bristol's home.
** Amanda, per TMZ, has turned-down the offer.
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LOL!!! WHAT A FREAKING RAD PICTURE!
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