Monday, March 28, 2011

Head-Grinders

Reading the news headlines this morning made me laugh rather than weep for a change.

It’s a rich read if you don’t follow the details....

Journalist Stuffed In A Closet By Joe Biden’s Staff Gets An Apology

Female Protesters Forced to Take 'Virginity Test' In Egypt 

Charlie Sheen Calls Denise Richards A ‘Vile Dog Thief’  

Christina Aguilera & Boyfriend Make Out In Backseat Of Car 

Man In Prison for Taking a Liar Loan 

Box Office: 'Sucker Punch' no match for 'Wimpy Kid'  

Pedophile Jeffrey Epstein's Sweetheart Deal  

Barry Bonds' ex-mistress testifies he threatened to cut her head off  

Italy Erupts In Outrage Over ‘Jersey Shore'
Mel Gibson Goes Clubbing


The last headline conjures a vision of Gibson in a loin cloth holding a splinter-filled club to beat the crap out of anyone within a few yards of the caveman, doesn’t it? Crazed eyes, Braveheart matted hair and happy-coloured war paint. I don’t care that Jodie Foster will “always love” him. I don’t, and that’s all that matters in my vast world of vapid opinions.

If you’re up for it, choose your fav headline and post the first thought that pops into your head. Or send an email to the non-linked email address at the top of the page. The winner gets to grin all day long.

And yes, locating those headlines was how I spent my morning. Ouch!


Headlines Courtesy of: The Huffington Post, The Daily Beast, The New York Times, Los Angeles Times, Celebuzz, TMZ

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