Saturday, December 21, 2013

The Weekly Fluff

Good Saturday morning (or whatever) to you! It's that time again to rehash the Latest Fluff going on "out there" concerning The Celebrities who dominate our culture – for good or ill.

As it's Holiday Time, many are off to locales exotic, while others keep working or throw Major Parties at home. Sounds almost like what half of the Free World is doing. Could it be that The Populars/UnPopulars are, deep down, just like Regular People? I know, what a concept!

Here's what The They's are saying, with a few observations I have to murk things up even more than usual:

Again, we're hearing/reading more noise coming from "sources" of anonymous origins, that America's Former Sweetheart, Jennifer Analstone and her Hipster Fiancé Justin Theroux, are "just fine" and have already gone through counseling to work out whatever differences they have that could/would/may/might cause at least one of them to stomp on their engagement ring.

After months of speculation regarding the stability (or not) of their Sacred Union, Justin is back in L.A. from NYC, driving around town with dearest Jenny to parties, as well as reportedly Actually Being At His Own Home with Jennifer for their recent Xmas Party. Is it Damage Control PR-generated "surprise" Pap Pix and "Newz" or – gasp – could it be that they have The Real Thing going on? (I hear cackling in the background…)

Brad Pitt had a Birthday a few days ago. The Mainstream Media made a Big Deal out of the fact that he is now 50! That's strange, he's been looking more like 60.

Of course you know that Jennifer Lawrence has become A Media Darling! It's kinda nice to have someone with her refreshing honesty in The Newz who hasn't been wandering around on white beaches wearing a bikini or brawling with Other Celebrities on Twatter. Keep it up, Jennifer – however, we could have done without the Butt Plug story.

Beyoncé now Rules The World! Unveiling an ambitious series of new music and videos without alerting the media was extremely smart. My many hats are off to her with the necessary bow. Thing is, I still don't listen to her music. My home remains Silent As A Quiet Night from anything that isn't soothing or inspirational.

Paul Walker left a Bigger Legacy behind than a lot people knew until this week. A video has been making the rounds wherein we see how often he traveled to invest his time to assist impoverished and Natural Disaster-ridden countries via his charity, Reach Out Worldwide. The charity assists Humanitarian Missions for organizations such as Doctors Without Borders. Although his fans and colleagues knew a bit about his Humanitarian efforts, the video shows what a wonderful Human Being he was. He cried at the sorrow he witnessed at the distressed areas with quiet grace. He also got down and dirty with everyone to do whatever was asked of him and his charity. For that, we should all mourn his death with a Very Full And Loving Heart.

Tom Cruise is supposedly "smitten" with a Young Someone who shares his chain devotion to the CO$. Well, it's about time he stops marrying and dating women who eventually flee the Scientology Lunacy, and tries with More Zeal Than Ever to find a woman who will step into the Spaceship with him, right? If he really is "smitten" (isn't he always "smitten"?), let's hope Oprah interviews him next time around while he's tied to one of her cushy New Show chairs.

If you believe Blind Items, then every Male Comedian is a sexual pig and always pays for sex. Oh, and every Huge Male Star is still secretly gay or bisexual. Perhaps one doesn't have to use a Blind to be able to See, eh?

Charlie Sheen (here we go again) may be dropping his Financial Support to the Long-Suffering-Yet-Oddly-Grounded Denise Richards because she (reportedly) is willing to cooperate with Certain Authorities who may be investigating areas of his life that fly way below how low he's already skidded on the patchy Runway of His Debauched Life.

We haven't heard much about Rihanna in a while. I wonder why.

That's enough for me today. Have a Wonderful Whatever!

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