Thursday, October 13, 2011

Last Night's Double Vision

Yep. This pic is blurry.


Oh Vey! Somebody's been out clubbing and showing up on little red carpets lately. Like that somebody above from an event last night in L.A. 

Would someone pleeze grab Lindsay Low-land and toss her in a shower, scrub those mites right out of her hair, and do something with that face - STAT! And she is in her 20's? 

Oh Lindsay, Lindsay, when will you stop flogging yourself?! You certainly don't need any help from my Flogging Whip today. You do it so well all on your own. Each new photo op is worse than the previous ones. 

The brassy hair, puffy rough cheeks, overly languid eyes and barely-there lip gloss accentuating the near-death style of Lindsay du jour, reflect the going-to-hell-in-a-box-of-wine with a twist of crackity-crack look she has taken up so not-so-well and is yet another perverse reminder of what can happen to you if you continue to avoid your court-appointed Community Service. 

The guilt of avoiding service builds up to such an intensity that almost overnight one becomes a mere caricature of one's former self.  With Low-land, it hasn't been a stretch to accommodate that aspect to what appears to be very little Community Service beyond her paid (we assume) appearances at various events throughout Hollywood and Europe of late, each time looking worse for wear from what is politely known as "party fatigue" when out at 3:00 AM.

Whatever the reason, Lindsay, look in the mirror, dear. Get thee back to your real hair colour and stop plumping those lips for a few weeks, will you?  

Sheesh. Some people just don't get it do they? 

Brrrrrr.


Image via WENN

3 comments:

  1. I'll bet if she did a split, she would stick to
    the floor.

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  2. She's been kicked out of community service and is going to do service at the red cross. Who else can say fuck you to the courts and get sent to a different place to serve out time? She gets away with too much.

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