Horny-Ography

Wow! Now I know why Florida has become The Place to go if one is a tad "off." (Apologies to my rational Florida friends.) Two of their cities are in the Top Ten (with Miami just a wee bit outside the box) of where the most pornography is viewed - via DVD rentals, cable TV, online sites and real time streaming in the privacy of one's home.

It is also clear why Orlando is the home of The Happiest Place On Earth as it ranks #1 on a new list revealed on the HuffyPost today: Read This. Another interesting part of the list is how many Southern States, particularly North Carolina, are also in the Topless Ten. Does this observation suggest sexual repression in the primarily Republican-oriented states, or that testosterone runs higher the further South one goes?

Of course, viewing pornography doesn't indicate that everyone who participates is sexually repressed. Some men (and women) simply enjoy it because they like sex. Nothing wrong with that. It's the cluster of where the Hot Spots are located that I find eye-brow-raising.

However, it isn't odd to me to read that Anchorage, Alaska, is on the list. I mean, c'mon! What else can they do up there other than shoot Moose from helicopters? Those long days and nights can become very boring after a while. I'll give them a pass while I literally bite my tongue from making a Palin snarky remark because, well, you know, she's kinda irrelevant these days.... Yawn.

What bothers me about the knowledge of which cities/states have the predilection for the sometimes via-proxy-erection is how the information was gathered: the worst of which is from Google searches. Isn't anything sacred on the Interwebs anymore? I have to laugh. Of course nothing is private in the online format. I agree that the government should not intervene with cyber freedom through the Internet Security Bill; at the same time I wish Google would keep their data's All Seeing Spy Eye shut.

But, let's get back to what is called "smut." Adult pornography is legal in the U.S. At least according to what I've researched, although counties/communities may outlaw its distribution if they choose to do so. Therefore, in the overview, no one is "breaking the law" by their actions, purchases, online viewing.

Men's Health compiled the list which can be found in full on their site via the HuffyPost's link at the beginning of this post. Perceptions of certain cities will be shattered - one way or another. For example, in California, the conservative yet increasingly pleasant to visit and live San Diego, ranked #17, whereas "lurid" Los Angeles came in at #69. (No jokes, please. Hahahaha!)
Image via: www.guardian.co.uk