Monday, August 22, 2011

All Together Now!

Libya's stubborn Gaddafi is on the run right now as the country scurries toward emancipation from the old man's rule - for once and for all, darn it! At least it certainly looks like it now that no one can find him. The elusive little devil may be hiding under one of his curly wigs and women's cloaks - he does have that oddly Tranny vibe about him, doesn't he? Like an elderly woman who would wear sensible black laced shoes in combo with pearls and blotted lipstick.

One place he could have escaped to was Montecito, California, last Saturday night to mingle with the other heavily made-up overdressed witnesses to the launch of Kim Kardashian's next divorce. In shimmering white or deeply dark as night black, all of the guests were too busy looking in mirrors to notice anyone other than the Towering Giant Kris Humphries and his exotic petite bride. Gaddafi in drag would have fit right in. Especially with a little mask. No one would have noticed the lack of an actual facial expression. To them, it would be just one more victim of botox.

While the hunt is on for the apparently scared-sheetless dictator possibly lurking in a hole somewhere, no one had to try very hard to locate the Queen Ho's who showed-up for the non-royal Kar-Kash-In nuptials. In fact, there was no way anyone could miss the Stepsister's of Skank on their Big Day as super guests. Both provided the great unwashed masses with pose after pose of their tasteful gowns and the apparently unwashed mess of one of them.
Yep. That's Lindsay Lohan and her mother, Dina. Uh, Dina's on the right in case the age difference didn't register in their faces. And you see who's the real partier in the next shot as the party left the estate on the way back to LA. That's right. Check the back seat. Somebody's having a great time. The other one in the front looks as if she could use a pillow to rest her wittle swirling head.
At least someone had the sense to order a driver for the merry group. You know what happens when the Linds gets all happy and sleepy at the same time and forgets to call a cab.


Images via APP Getty, JustJared/AKM/Splash INFPhoto.com 

1 comment:

  1. OMG look at LiLo! A total mess before the wedding. That's her mother? Dang, she looks 10 years younger than her daughter.

    Funny sign.

    Silent Fan

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