Glazed and Not Amused

EDITED 15 x - Glazed, indeed!

It's "Hump Day" – and I'm not confident that I'll make it over the hump on this Wednesday as I have absolutely nothing I want to impart of either substance or fluff at the moment. All morning I have been perusing, gazing, glancing, through all kinds of websites and blogs – World News to Local News to No News, just stories – only to find my eyes glazing-over – falling deeper into a mood of ennui as nothing I've been reading has lit my fiery-ire.

Sure, Harry Reid's getting some heat from his colleagues over the deal he made with Mitch McConnell – so, of course, more questionable stories are slipping out about Reid which could be problematic – or not – for the Senate Majority Leader – but, yawn, I find the man blatantly boring unless he's throwing memos from the president into his always-burning office fireplace. Other than that, I am tuning-out his meek-whisper-voice for a while.

And why write about Lindsay Low-Hand's latest appearance in court this morning for a nano-second where she received an "OK" from The Judge that Low-Hand could have her New Attorney represent her in California although he is from New York? Because, in my Glazed State, I'll be on Low-Hand's Always Glazed Level and might better misunderstand her.

So, the upshot of today's Latest Low-Hand Court Drama is that on March 1, Judge Stephanie Sautner, who has overseen Mizzy Low-Hand's most recent legal travails, will Retire! True! That day! The same day LL's pre-trial motions hearing will begin. But Sautner won't be around to preside over any of Lindsay's Current & Future Dramas! This may not look great for people Who Want Justice for what they perceive is a Full-On Party Girl-Gone-'Escort" (reportedly) to make money to survive while she flits around the world pissing-off people and hotels with her entitled behaviour, while her Enabler Mother Dina dances right next to her at the latest club – and consistently gives The Finger to the Justice System in one form or another, and The System smiles at her and sends her on her way back into the Clublife Jungle where she will def stop doing drugs, drinking and…..

The only question I really have about the situation is The Judge. Sautner has been the only California Judge to slap Lindsay's Sticky Fingers a bit harder than she had been slapped in the past at other trials, so those who want Low-Hand to face Real Justice AT LAST have been hoping for the stern judge to really give it to The Biggest Liar Denier around. The sudden "retirement" announcement may not bode well if another Softy On The Bench (there have been a few) is appointed to take the case. One who perhaps is more inclined toward sending people to Rehab (which never works for Low-Hand), rather than jail. For the Lindsay-Haters and Those Who Think She Needs Help, a new judge is a dubious bit of news. If there is indeed a full-blown trial on the slated date of March 18, the judge everyone expected to really literally Lay Down The Law to The Cracken (as Low-Hand is known on other blogs) won't be there!

Is it possible LL will once more make a mockery out of California Law if she receives yet another 2 seconds in jail, a month or two doing more Public Service (like she did at The Morgue) and then skips off to the Chateau Marmont? (If they'll let her in. Both she and her mother were turned-down at two hotels last night when she finally arrived in L.A. from NYC to be at court this morning.) We shall see, won't we?

Yes, isn't it pathetic that it's Once Again Lindsay Low-Hand at the top of the headlines. Worse still is that I began this post telling you how empty I felt the overall news is today and have proved it by writing about one of The Emptiest People In Hollywood who no longer deserves our pity but deserves a Serious Dose Of Reality in a Controlled Environment for at least a year if she doesn't die on us first.

Wow! I'm so proud of myself for writing all of that nonsense. Because "nonsense" is what it is in light of tedious "news" on other subjects. At least I WROTE SOMETHING even though I'm just not "feelin' it" today about making serious posts or even a half-way silly one. The News Glaze I'm in has me all fuzzy.

One important detail before I go, though. Lindsay wore a demure black sleeveless Chanel Number to court this morning. Oh, and her hair was in a ponytail. But you knew that already, right? After all, it's the only story other than people killing and beating on each other that's grabbing the biggest headlines today.

Glazing-out for now. Have a Lovely Day/Evening.

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