First off, Justin Beaverface and Selena Gomez are still broken-up. Same with the increasingly Embarrassing To Be Dating (ask Bradley Cooper) Taylor Swift and Harry Turnstyles. Ho hum.
And then there is – LANCE ARMSTRONG!
Peeps are wondering if Mel Gibson is the Sperm Donor for Jodie Foster's boys. What else can explain her undying devotion and loyalty to him? But what about LANCE ARMSTRONG?
For some reason, Anne Hathaway's huge smile, cute little haircut, and acting abilities aren't staving-off anti-Hathaway comments and articles all of a sudden. Just because she'll probably win The Oscar, I betcha. Or maybe because she – wait! What did LANCE ARMSTRONG say to Oprah in their interview?
Some foolery has been buzzing around Notre Dame Football Hero, Manti Te'o, regarding a fake girlfriend who died and to whom he dedicated a stirring string of words only to discover (or have it uncovered?) that "the girlfriend" never existed at all! There is speculation that Manti Te'o was "in" on the hoax, possibly imagining Anne Hathaway's Les Miz character's demise as the inspiration for his non-existent g-f. Or maybe he was inspired to lie by – who else? – LANCE ARMSTRONG! Look how far and long that scandal had been going down. Manti could have kept his sad, sad story going through potential Pro Football negotiations, but no…he's now tarnished no matter what he knew or didn't. And just like LANCE, he may now have to slither away into a new sport if he wants to regain credibility. How about Cycling? It's a clean, non-violent sport, but with dirty, dirty needles.
Pssst. Diane Lane didn't go to The Golden Globes this year although her husband, Josh Brolin, did. Whispers abound that they are secretly separated. It's probably LANCE ARMSTRONG'S fault!
I believe you get the gist of today's post. That's right! It's all about Oprah – as always.
See you later!
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lol! hilarious commentary.
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