OMG! OMG! It's no longer a rumour! The scorned yet quite crafty Liberty Ross, model and wife of the philandering-with-Kristen-Stewart director Rupert Sanders, has filed divorce papers - at last! Wow! What a surprise! Actually, the only surprise is that it didn't happen sooner than later. You don't mess with Liberty's betrayed feelings following her professional sacrifice by accompanying Rupert to The States for the enhancement of his career while she had been more than semi-flourishing in London.
Tina Turner is renouncing her U.S. Citizenship in trade for a Swiss Passport now that she is making her home in Zurich a permanent fixture in her incredibly interesting life. I'm with you, Tina. Switzerland is a gorgeous place, and part of my heritage. Now, if you happen to have a guest house that's empty…
Rihanna is still showing her nipples in see-through clothing and doing yet another odd thing with her hair. Okay. And.....?
Taylor Swift is starting to show her breasties and nippies in revealing gowns but still has bangs. Oh, and she's still soooo mad at Harry Turnstyles of One Direction that she's (reportedly) jetted over to Londontown to give him a piece of her mind – or possibly to test out the song she's writing about him to see if he likes it. I'm sure they giggled all the way through it. Just ask Louis.
Somebody's pregnant but won't tell The Media until she begins to show. She's not married – yet, at least – but her guy friend, also "famous" (but not as much as she), is "happy" but wants to keep a lid on the situation a while longer for some reason. Hmmm. Haven't we heard this before? And no, it's not Angelina Jolie because the latest rumours of a pregnancy for her are in full force again – this time as the reason for why "we" haven't seen pictures of her in months. She's "in hiding" so people won't know until she's over her Morning Sickness, and able to grab Brad Pitt by the neck to join her one more time in a joint "Happy News" announcement – when she can find him. (Hint: LAX is the best bet. He's in and out of there every other day.)
Jennifer Lopez feels lousy about her life after watching her former almost-husband Ben Affleck pick up his Golden Globe Award. Awwww. Don't worry, Jenny-No-Longer-From-The-Block. You'd still hate his night's out with "the guys" and the scent of cheap perfume on his collar when he comes home late and you'd be outta there! Not like that other Jennifer, though.
Whispers abound that Jay-Z and Mizz Goopy know each other better than their spouses are aware. Huh? Say what? Nooooo. Couldn't be. Could it? Maybe. I mean, NOT EVERYONE is Perfect No Matter How Hard They Try, right? Eww. Hey, I'm just reporting what is reported by people who may or may not be real reporters but think they are and this is what they are writing about so don't throw shade my way. I'll take this one with a grain of Bath Salts.
Moving on…
Mizzy I'm-So-Posh Beckham and Her Trophy Husband, David, have returned to London to live until he decides where next to kick that ball around for more zillions. Meanwhile, their children hate it there; miss L.A. and their friends and the Fast Food. Those kids are All-American, I tell ya'! But they shouldn't worry about the food part. I'm sure they'll find equally Bad For Your Health foods in England without too much searching.
Okay, now that I've offended my Brit Friends who don't have a sense of humour, I'll be off and fluffing for the remainder of the day.
Have a wonderful Whatever. Thanks for stopping by!
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