I can barely read more than the headlines of a Gossipy Blog's contents, which, thank the Gossip Gatekeepers Above, basically tells the story anyway, so why bother to learn more when you really Don't Care about whoever it is.
All I know and can report is that It's Headline News All Over Again that Jennifer Aniston (aka at TDFB as Jennifer Analstone) is on vacation! Wearing a Bikini! Sipping the water she shills for Biggie Bucks in plain sight of The Pap's. Where is she? Where else but her Second Home: Cabo San Lucas, Mexico! Gosh, she's so adventurous! (Haven't I written the same-exact line about all of this before today? Could it be her Cabo Breaks are Ground Hog Day inducing? Haven't I written the exact.... )
It's not as if she doesn't go to the exact place a hundred times a year to do the I Don't See You Taking My Picture stroll on patios so that blurry photos of her Healthy Habits will be taken, sold, and spread all over the World Wide Web Of Conceit along with showing-up on the sides of Tabloid Covers. And yes, Justin, her fiancé, is there and kissing her right on time. The problem I have (along with soooo many Other Snarkers) is how she is so predictable. It's become a joke. And annoying.
Making a headline out of Jennifer going to Cabo is akin to me sending out a Press Release that I called my fav Delivery Service for groceries – while NOT wearing a bikini!
Before I go on, you'll gain a larger "picture" of the Latest Cabo Escape RIGHT HERE, complete with nauseating pics of the Most Overt Product Placement from a celeb I've seen in ages. And, although I too like Smart Water and drink lots of water in general, and also am aware of Image, it's almost disengenuous for Miz Analstone to flash that Water Bottle in public when we know there are two hundred pre-mixed Major Margaritas waiting for her on the Main Table in the el grande' casa/villa/hotel room behind the patio with her name written in salt resting beside a thousand freshly cut Limes.
Jennifer, Jennifer. How can yee be so increasingly yucky? I was never a fan nor a non-fan, but how can anyone avoid seeing or reading about her if you want to be online beyond Porn and Science sites?
Oh well. She's a Celebrity with an Image To Protect, thus, having pictures of her downing a Big One, then tossing Justin into the air for kicks after she's had a few too many, wouldn't be a great idea.
Nevertheless, Her Big Story is as Fluffy As You Get.
I do like her latest Fedora, though. See THIS! (Looks like she really needed the vacation...)
Enjoy what remains of your day/night!
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