Mile-y High-Ho?

Good Monday to you! Did you watch The Justin Timberlake Show on VH1 and/or MTV last night? Considering how looooong Justin and his No Longer In-Sync Buddies controlled the stage at the VMA's, it's not too terribly off the mark to hand Justin the show's title, right? No? I'm wrong? Someone else ripped the much-hyped Reunion Performance (aka as Michael Jackson's Resurrected Shadow Selves with Justin Moonwalk-Sliding across the stage) away from The Headlines today?!

And Who Could That Person Be? You don't know? You came to this site to read political outrage or Personal Wailings Of The TMI Kind? Not today. Instead, TDFB (me) will enlighten you in the very best way by offering The Facts Right Here! 

I think the above-linked article lays it out quite well, don't you? What I find so very strange about the entire Miley Mess isn't Miley, but the amazing Super Pearl Clutching of Mika Breezy. What was she doing sounding-off with such Incessant Shaming? Isn't her job to just read the papers and say a few insipid things while the Perpetually In Mourning Of His Lost Political Career, Joe Whatzhizname, snickers nearby, interrupts her interruptions and natters on without looking at her unless she nudges him to ackowledge her Upper East Side Out-Of-Touch presence?

Gee Whiz. The way this story is trumping the Chemical Weapons Issue in Syria, one would think a young girl wore almost no clothing, shook her Booty Body all over a stage, bent over and pushed her arse against a guy to insinuate a sexual position, wore what seemed to be Little Hair Horns and, in general, acted like a Slutty Slut-Slut on International TV!!!!

Let's have a National Meltdown over it, shall we?

Hey, Miley was once a dear, sweet-looking Little Chipmunk from The Land Of Disney's Children. Now she's simply an Older Chipmunk who has been stuffing too many nuts into her cheeks (you get to guess which ones I mean). Some people just go insane after Nut-Stuffing and sometimes forget where they are. Oh, those crazy Post-Puberty Kids!

On that note, I'm running as fast as I can to distance myself from the above paragraph. 

See you all later!

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