Beyond what Mizz Deen's future will be concerning her currently flat-lining TV career, you can be sure she won't be out of the spotlight for very long. Her fan base is huge and believe that she is being punished for telling the truth about her use of the N Word "in the past." Boycotting The Food Network is rising – at least according to the furious/angry fan remarks on the channel's Facebook Page And Twatter.
Good for her for having such loyalty from her Fellow
Beyond the above, how could The Weekly Fluff ignore the absurd name Kim Kar-Kash-In and her Always Looking Angry Although He Thinks He's Jesus Con-Yay West gave to their Little Baby – "North"? You've read about that, I'm sure. How could you miss the headlines? What you may not know is that Anna Wintour, our Fav Walking Mannequin, was the first to suggest that precise name when she actually deigned to speak to Kim K after the pregger's announcement. A few writers/bloggers think Mizz Winter-In-Her-Heart was just kidding (as if she knows how to laugh at all); however, it's quite apparent that Kanye will bow down to the House Of Wintour in a flash. I mean, he MUST be invited to all of her events, you know. It's part of what Yeezus/Jesus would do if he were alive today, right?
And then we have all of the ruckus over Russell Brand's "takeover" of Morning Joe on MSNBC earlier in the week following a totally flummoxed, rude and clueless Mika Brzezinski and colleagues' dismissive treatment of a very articulate man who doesn't look like all of the Preppy Guests that particular program invites to the table.
The part of the story that puzzles me as a former Segment Producer for daily TV programs, is how Mika is now saying she didn't know who Mr. Brand was when he came to the set for an interview to promote his tour. Why didn't she know? Where was her research? I always had to prep the hosts for guests, as well as provide potential questions for them to ask if they weren't familiar with the interviewee. There really is no excuse for her ignorance.
Next.
Some guy who has popped-up in the Gossip Pages during the week, Armie or Arnie or Smarmie Hammerhead - something similar - must want to ensure that his marriage remains on Vanilla Sex Ground (if his wife will ever have sex with him again), by announcing how much he used to love Kinky Sex until he married a "Feminist" and now respects her too much to even "pull her hair" during sex while he holds back a desire to throw her against the wall or something? How romantic - and considerate. I bet his wife is thrilled that part of the world now knows what her sex life is like.
By the way, since when did being a "Feminist" mean that sex has to be all "nice and easy-does-it"? I have to laugh. Some Feminist Types I know have a large stash of Sex Toys and a few have ended-up whipping their partners within an inch of their lives. No matter what the gender of their partner is, too. Yet another misconception about "Feminism" brought up probably to appease This Douche's wife's reputation with her family while also knowing his remarks would gain attention – just like I'm providing right now. Ugh. A pox on me!
Speaking/Writing of "pox's" reminds me of Chris Brown for some reason, which leads us to Rihanna, which devolves from there into the talk that her wild, wild ways with The Ladies is going strong while she doesn't deal with her supposedly "Final" breakup with that guy I mentioned above very well without placing herself in Lindsay Low-Hand's Drugged-Boozed-Out-At-All-Times lifestyle. Too bad. She's so young and pretty. Had I not seen recent pix of her, I wouldn't believe what I've been reading; however… I gather Chris didn't want to Stay.
In recent interviews for his new film, Johnny Depp has cut his hair, taken at least a few showers, donned clean clothes and has been nice to reporters/interviewers. Good for him. Now, if only Brad Pitt would kindly do the same during his continuing PR Appearances for WWZ. It's getting worse. Now his more ardent fans are screaming about his "greasy-looking" disheveled long hair, puffy new-looking Chipmunk Cheeks, and no matter what he wears, those gold chains gotta go! I say, what did the fans expect? Among his film idols are/is/was Mickey Rourke. You've seen how he looks these days, right?
Everyone is really, really sick of Justin Beaverland. (Just in case you didn't know.)
According to "insider" reports, Demi Moore is still roaming through her empty nest in a drugged-out state of Semi-Consciousness while sexually attacking every young guy who smiles at her. At one time I defended her Cougar-ism. Now I have second thoughts. She shouldn't date anyone of any age and should just go back to "Rehab" instead. But then, we're not supposed to ever, ever use the word "should" about anything or anyone, shouldn't we?
And, naturally, referring to Rehab, guess who wants to leave her latest Court-Ordered Rehab Place? Yep. You-Know-Who. Apparently her staged Photo-Op on the Cliffside Rehab Balcony to show everyone how "healthy" she looks while smoking a ciggie wasn't enough attention for her many needs. Perhaps she was hoping a Paparazzo would toss a few Adderall's her way? If the court allows another move I hope all of the people who have been tossed in jail for far less than her messes will stage a Prison Riot. I honestly do.
Well, that's it for most of The Usual Subjects. But, at least I wrote more than a few words today. Can you tell I'm drinking Black Tea again?
Have a fabulous day/evening/dawn. And remember to keep your eyes on the Big Moon tomorrow night! If you look hard enough, you'll see a fleeting image of Julia Roberts in a pointy hat busily riding a bicycle across its glow, just like she (reportedly) does with all of her male co-stars – or else!
Thanks for stopping by!
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