Is anyone surprised the latest word about Lindsay Low-Hand is how much she desperately, beggingly, dramatically, irrationally, wants to be released from her Court-Ordered 90 Day Rehab stint 30 days early just so she can be out for her Birthday on July 2nd. To do what? Party? Oh no. She wouldn't do that, would she? A quiet family gathering at wherever she calls "home" these days with her Loving Parents Dina and Michael side-by-side would be enough? Yes. Enough to have her begging The Judge and the Betty Ford Center to send her back there pronto! Some kids just never learn, do they? Hold on! She's not a "Kid" – and she'll be 27 this year. Oh dear.
Ethan Hawke told someone who called-into a show he was on that Angelina Jolie's on-screen kiss with him in the horrendous film, Taking Lives, was the "Best On-Screen Kiss" he's ever experienced. So much so, apparently, that when it happened, he forgot who he was for a moment. Interesting, as many people have already forgotten who he is these days. Hey Ethan! Shave, take a bath, and stop getting hammered during interviews.
Everyone hates Gwyneth Paltrow more than they did a few months ago, and last year, and the year before that. Why? Oh pleeze. Do you have to ask?
Mila Kunis' parents reportedly loathe Ashton Kutcher, and have from the first day they met him when he was starring with Mila on "That 70's Show" years ago. Now that they are an "item", what could possibly go wrong?
January Jones this. January Jones that. Who is she again, by the way?
Kathy Griffin is dating a very young guy and is said not to be "embarrassed" about it. Are "they" kidding us? You GO GURL!
People are still having Rob Lowe Face and Hair Nightmares from his "look" as Liberace's plastic surgeon in last week's airing of Behind the Candelabra. Because of the horror of such a tight plastic face, most of Hollywood has taken a break from looking in the mirror.
New accusations are surfacing that former Prez Lyndon Johnson was involved in JFK's assassination. Gee, and all of these years I thought the culprits were simply the CIA and The Mafia and power-greedy Texas-based political rivals. Oh, wait...
Miley Cyrus and supposed fiancé Liam Hemsworth may or may not have broken-off their engagement. I don't know for sure, do you? Perhaps that January Jones person knows something we don't. Or not. Or could. Maybe. Who cares? Seems as if Miley does – or doesn't. What?
I'm fluffed-out for the day.
Have a wonderful morning/afternoon/evening/dawn…
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