The Weekly Fluff

Greetings from one of North Korea's Missile Target Cities! Egad! How comfy to know a young kid who runs a country is rattling his form of sabers in a rather rash and irresponsible way. I thought Kim Jongeewonwhatever would be less crazy than his father, Kim-I-Love-Elvis, but no!

Should all of us on the West Coast start packing for safer ground? Who knows for certain? All I know is that more than ever I'm looking forward to bringing the Fluffiest Fluff to you that I can think of to blot out the above. So, while cautiously glancing out the windows for missiles, here we go on what's happening in Gossip Land:

Headlines are blaring the seriously important "news" that Our Not-So-Favourite Thug, Chris Brown, and his victim g/f Rihanna, have broken up! Again! Oh no! What are we going to do now? What other Horrific Coupling can we judge and shake our heads at? But wait! I read that it's not true. The soundbite where Brown said they were not together was from a radio interview quite a while ago and was used to (possibly) promo his new interview with the same station.

OR, the rumour may be a tease-up to those two charming devils having an April Fool's Day joke on the public. Hah-Hah. Sooo funny, they are. They know how to generate PR, eh?  Otherwise, who cares? If they did breakup it was/is for probably a day. You know those two can't quit each other.

Lindsay Low-Hand is...oh, never-mind.

Angelina Jolie enraged her detractors more than usual this week when she wore a simple ring on her Marriage Finger on a trip to the Congo, rather than her large so-called "engagement ring", creating speculation that she and her still MIA partner, Bradley Pitt, were secretly married. The trip was to raise awareness of rape in the Congo, but, instead, the media focused on her ring finger, which some people think is a form of rape because they still hate her for frolicking with Mr. Pitt when he was married to you-know-who. I say why not blame Pitt instead? Oh, right. They do.

Everyone hates Matt Lauer.

Everyone loves Anderson Cooper.

Kate Middleton is still preggers, as all headlines like to remind us. Pregnant Kate Goes Out To…. Pregnant Kate This, Pregnant Kate That. Got it! She's pregnant and goes out to places while pregnant. Amazing woman, she is!

No one has to tell us that Kim Kar-Kash-In is still with child. Or do they? Hard to tell with those horrendous outfits she's been wearing. And, pssst…hints are hinting-around that Kanye West isn't thrilled to be involved with the Kar-Kash-In drama and has been doing whatever he can to get away from public outings with his mistake Kimmy. You know you're in trouble if both Jay-Z and Anna Wintour invite you to events but tell you not to bring your Mommy-To-Be.

Kate Beckinsale has been wearing a lot of bikinis in Mexico.

Everyone loves Ryan Gosling more than ever for some reason.

Jennifer Lopez is a Diva! Did you know that? What a shock to learn that her Tour Rider Demands were just too much for one potential event/concert organizer to handle, thus she lost the gig. What did she want? A nude mannequin with a merkin? No, that's Lady Gag-Gag. Versace towels? Nope, that's uber status-seeking stylish Kanye West's deal. Did Lopez ask for a golden chariot filled with white doves and little dancing boys? Nope. She wants the use of a private plane and lots of hotel rooms for her entourage. At least that's what's been reported. Kind of basic requests from a Diva, don't you think? Geez, those cheapies!

Everyone continues to loathe Matt Lauer.

Seems like Justin Beaverland should reign-in his twisted friend, Lil Twist, cuz he seems to be messing things up every time he's using something of Justin's – such as cars that he tends to crash or having a major party filled with all kinds of no-no's at JB's home earlier this month that caused neighbours to contact police. Of course, little Beaver Boy wasn't there. Lil Twist needs a Lil Kick Out The Door, don't you think?

And, of course, Justin is in trouble with The Law! He spit on a neighbour and the neighbour wasn't happy with all of the marijuana juices on his face, so he's pressing charges against The Spitter. Nothing like pissing off your neighbours over and over again, is there? Time for JB to find a new place to live, methinks.

That's enough fluff for me today. Have a wonderful whatever!

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