Unless you have been working your arse off on a project or doing your regular Day Job and have been too busy to notice the immense importance of The Latest Rumours And Truths, you may well know about much of what will be covered/mentioned in this post. I promise to keep things simple and succinct whenever possible. So, are you ready for some smutty stuff or basic supposed Gossip Intel? Yes?
First, let's begin Fluffing with a bit of humour to set the stage. If you haven't already forgotten, the Academy Awards slogged-on last Sunday. Below is a lovely, Not At All Safe For Work in the Language Department (and a quick photoshopped nude) video focusing on Red Carpet Fashion:
Continuing on...
Most of The Ladies are still irked at Seth MacFarlane for his sexist writing for The Awards - with, perhaps, the exception of the one and only dazzling Charlize Theron. Yep. "Sources" say that she likes him a lot and was attached to his hip or something during the Oscar After Parties, as well as during the pre-show rehearsals. If true, then I say, Oh no, Charlize! What on earth are you thinking? Or are you NOT using those brain cells? Or does it matter? In the end, I doubt whatever the connection might be won't last very long.
Jennifer Lawrence was photographed smoking what looked like a joint/blunt on her hotel balcony in Hawaii. Wow! What a shock! The picture is everywhere! The shy, refined, quiet wallflower's pristine reputation is now ruined, I tell you! And, oh yes, she wasn't wearing makeup, either, which has brought on comments that boggle one's mind: e.g.- "She looks different without makeup." Really? Umm, don't we all? Light(en)-up, everyone!
Another African-American Athlete or Rapper did something bad to his girlfriend/wife/mistress/the IRS. Who? I don't know - it just seems to happen every other minute if you read TMZ.
Pssst: John Boehner, et al, really, really hate Barack Obama.
A friend told me that she recently saw Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban working-out at her very High End Gym and that Nicole looked "refreshed and NOT botoxed" in person. This friend has met/become friends with/seen almost every major "star" in music, film and TV since she was a teen. She goes to very exclusive events. She is part of an acting family. She is not star-struck. But, methinks she needs new glasses. However, now we know for sure that Keith and Nicole do more than just Red Carpet appearances together. So, smack those "Almost Splitsville" rumours down. For now.
Anne Hathaway remains the object of ridicule and Hay-8 because she smiles too wide, is too "peppy" and, gasp, actually rehearsed her Oscar Acceptance Speech. How tacky! An actress rehearsing her lines? And, she doesn't smile all of the time when not in front of a camera? And, on top of everything else, she's a competitive passive-aggressive monster who only wanted to win awards this season and faked her "surprise" at winning too often, which is why her Best Supporting Actress Oscar-Winning Speech was subdued. At least she finally learned.
Pssst: Most GOPer's completely, totally, hate Michelle Obama - particularly now that she appeared at - HORRORS! - a Fluffy Awards Show in an expensive gown that I'm sure was given to her to wear and return or donate.
Brad Pitt may be hanging around with a young "hot" blonde...and no, "they" don't mean His Younger Self.
Tom Cruise is reportedly hanging around with a "hot" blonde, too. And no again, it's not David Miscavige in drag.
Finally, how can a week go by without Rihanna saying or doing something outrageous or masochistic? According to her, she wants a Big Case Of Babies (with Chris Brown, one assumes) in "5 years" or so...or less. She's all "grown-up" now, as is Chris (as we can see with his continuing fights with almost anything or anyone).
On that chipper note, I bid you all a fine weekend - and a "thanks" for stopping by.
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