It is so boring out there in Gossip Land that today we are bombarded with Breaking News that Leonardo DiCaprio (aka Male Slut) has dumped yet another model girlfriend because he isn't ready to "settle down." That's right. What a surprise! This one lasted longer than most. ALMOST a year! What is it with that guy? I find him to be a so-so actor with a so-so decent physical presence who seems as if he would be the Worse Lay Evah!!! Bland. Perhaps that's why he chooses model's as his Go-To-Girls…they want the attention carrying-on with Leo brings and would never, evah, talk about what does and does not happen behind closed doors. I don't care to be so cynical about it; however, all reports indicate that after sending his latest model to Leo's Personal Trash Bin, he waltzed around NYC during the aftermath of Sandy with a reported "15 girls" on his apparently Octopussy-Inclined arms. Need an Ego Boost, Leo?
Then we have Miss Swifty having a not-so-great few weeks, not only losing the Crush Of Connor Kennedy, but not winning even one CMA award. I gather she still plans to live in her newly purchased Hyannisport Stalking Pad across the way from Ethel Kennedy so they can crochet or whatever it is that Ethel and Taylor do when hanging-out together. Gotta give Taylor some credit. She lurves the Kennedy's and a few of them lurve her back… Hey gurl, you're almost "In" with your dreams. I'm sure there is another Kennedy lurking around to take Connor's place – if only most of the mother's of these boys weren't so, shall we say, snobby/suspicious regarding your agenda. In the interim, she has found a rebound and is Never Going To Date Connor Again…at least until he's of legal age to leave his dorm without The Adult Taylor signing him out to go Pottery Shopping – that sort of thing all young boys of eighteen love to do in their extra time while being courted by a Superstar Singer.
Did you hear about Kelsey Grammer (aka Mr. Strange) taking his newborn daughter, "Faith" (she'll need it to get through Daddy's "Dress-Up" moments), to The Playboy Mansion for a Halloween party? Way to go, Kelsey! Mr. Hefner must be proud that you are raising her in such a highly cultural way. Oh, and did I read somewhere that for Halloween Mr. Strange had his newest wife dress-up as his Most Recent Ex? And he once played the part of a psychologist on TV? Obviously, the role didn't affect his judgment at all! No Method Acting for him! That's what happens when you start your career as a character in a bar.
Which brings us to another Celeb from Those Days When Everybody Knew/Knows Your Name: Kirstie Alley told Barbara Walters that John Travolta had once been THE Love Of Her Life! Gosh! If Kelly Preston wasn't another Love Of Her Life there could have been trouble in Beard-Land! Yes, it's nice that Kirstie is so loyal to John – to this day. With such negative media attention on the CO$ during Tommy Cruisey's Quickie Divorce, all of The Aliens must stick together! But, I still luv ya', Kirstie. Keep dancing and mebe one day John will follow….
Oh yeah, one must not forget that Robsten Are Back Together Just In Time to prep for their next Red Carpet appearance to promote the Last Portion of the Twilight franchise debuting somewhere soon, and that Mizzy Sourfaces Is All Happy and wearing scandalously short-short dresses to public events! She's so Edgy!
And then there is Charlie Sheen slipping off his wobbly wagon once again by rolling off into reported Cocaine/Crack Hell with the usual "Escorts" tripping over the debris in his home - at least I assume there would be debris of sorts in that Castle Of Shame he calls "home." I'm waiting to hear those Sheen-oriented helicopters roaming around my and his air space again. Unfortunately, the next time may not end so well. Man, addiction to so many things/elements of a Certain Lifestyle, can be a bitch. I wish him well. Honest.
I may have missed more juicy gossip to snark about, but I'm done for the day on this end. I have Really Important Things To Do today, such as catch-up on all of my fav TV shows on Showtime I couldn't access while away.
Enjoy what's left of your weekend, and don't forget to Turn Your Clocks Back one hour by midnight tonight. That extra hour is one of Mankind's Gifts – so use it well.
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