Unfiltering the "Filtering" Lies

Look out! The Flogging Whip awoke this morning in a very bad mood. Primed to lash-out at the first news story it did not/does not like, it was pure synergy that THIS piece of GOP balderdash (what a wonderful word; we need to use it more often) just happened to leap out from the Reading/Typing/Writing Machine during a quick perusal of Politico headlines. What made the mood worse was that the BS was spouted by the Gross Piece Of Bellowing Whale Blubber, NJ Gubner, Chris Christie.

First, go on a diet, you shameful example of American weight excess; second, WTF are you talking about with regard to the "filtering" of Mitt Romney's "message"? What "message"? What "filtering"? Mitt hasn't been filtered since he opened his mouth and the silver spoon fell out. Mr. Christie, was the video we all saw from the Heavy-$-Hitters Dinner "filtered" in any way? No. When Romney said he liked to "fire people", do tell how his own words were "filtered." Or when he has said a hundred or more absurd things about The Poors and Hiding His Tax Returns. Seems to me the "filtering" is coming from the "other side" now that other headlines of today claim the 1% feel "victimized" by a president who wants to even the score of economics by returning to a previous tax on wealthier Americans that had been the primary cause of America's financial stability over many, many years.

If you didn't read the above-mentioned linked article where Blubber Mouth stated that Romney will be so amazingly sizzling during the upcoming Prez debates that it will turn Obama's positive lead "upside down", please realize how desperate the GOP is now that they have seen how unpalatable their candidate is to the overall voting public – even those who have their Photo ID's in proper order and are ready to start voting, as they did in Iowa on Thursday.

We are also seeing articles touting how Mittsky is prepping "zingers" for Obama during the debates that are supposed to make The Prez cringe or stumble or something. Zingers? Romney? C'mon! No matter who is writing his debate notes, if a person can't make a coherent, relatible joke to 99% of the country without most of the populace wincing or watching in speechless horror, then the only "zingers" I can imagine he'll deliver will sound like Richard Nixon On Steroids – an extremely distasteful thought.

Nixon had no sense of humour unless one lived in the Mindset of A Thug; no grace; nothing but a paranoid grousing about his many nemesis' who went to Ivy League colleges where he did not go. Mitt's "snark" may end up like a Nixon bark, which didn't work very well for Nixon - evah!

Well, we shall see and hear all those "zingers" for the first time on Wednesday evening when the first Prez debate begins. Until then, my money is on Obama, and my food will remain in my home and not in Chris Christie's disgusting-looking stomach that appears to move up into his Flappy Lips when he spits out his series of delusional pronouncements that Romney would be a successful president.

Yeah, yeah. I know I wrote a few weeks ago that no one should assume that Obama will win and that the debates would be important. I still believe in that premise. However, as the days go forward with increasing speculation from both the GOP and Democrats that Romney just doesn't doesn't "have it" to handle the job, I'm tamping-down the cautionary tone. The only way Romney would win the presidency is through his party's tendency to steal elections and disenfranchise the already disenfranchised.

Despite that cynical concern, I remind everyone that YOU MUST VOTE and not expect others to carry your weight at the polls. I'm sure Christie will vote early. Only he can carry that body and Big Mouth Around Without Assistance.

I could go on. I won't. Now the Flogging Whip wants to rip Paul Lyin' Ryan to shreds and I simply don't have enough replacement lashes to do justice to a rough-shod post on someone who wants to ruin my life and others who happen to be women and those who believe everyone deserves Healthcare…among so many other important issues to anyone with a beating heart and a desire to remain in 2012 rather than 1950 with regard to social issues.

Now, go back to your little Dark Hideaway, Whip. It's time to chill before I continue to make Fat Remark-Snarks, which is not something I normally allow.

See ya' later!

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