But you didn't drop by to read The Weekly Fluff for disaster reports or to learn what my feelings are concerning another flip-out by Mother Nature, did you? And I bet you don't care that I have a new TV to soothe my healing broken nose from the recent TV Disaster. Therefore, I'll forge ahead with The Overview of what The Populars/Un-Populars have been doing of late…or what has been reported about their oft-wayward ways.
So, let's jump in and get down to the core of Fluff on this Saturday in America, home of the Knaves:
By now you may know that Jennifer Analstone supposedly had most of her famous hair chopped-off due to damage from Keratin treatments…but you may not know how she celebrated the event: An Ear-Piercing! Something we should all do should we find ourselves almost hairless and stranded in Image Makeover Hell. I mean, what else is there to her than That Hair and a fairly toned body and Mexican Sunsets? Oh, that's right. She's still Brad Pitt's Ex and he continues to talk about their doomed marriage in almost every interview he has done over the past year.
Okayyyy … but back to the ear, which is now graced with a little stud, something that could be equated with her current beau. I certainly hope the stud stays in so that we won't be reading pitying headlines about Jen's "Broken Heart" and her apparently atrocious choice of male companions for the One Billionth Time.
Charlie Sheen's Never To Be Denied Open Mouth to the Almost Rescue of his twin sons as he ignores a Judge's Gag Order to not discuss the on-going Child Custody Madness that is happening with his ex-wives, Denise Richards and Brooke Drug Mule, as Denise can't handle the unruly twins and Brooke, Miz Unfit Mother Of Any Year, is poised to take them back under the guardianship of her brother who now has Legal Custody and will, in turn, move in with Brooke to ensure that the boys receive more Horrific Parenting.
Charlie's not too keen about the latest development and has indirectly told The Judge who allowed the boys back into Brooke's Drug-Infused Atmosphere, to go to Hades and back, admitting to someone at TMZ (I think) that he's willing to go to jail for breaching the gag. For the first time I won't bash the guy nor will I follow-up on what could have been a pun of sorts on "gag." Two kids are involved and have been passed-around with whirling speed from one home to another where drama of one sort or another occurs. Their future as well-adjusted adults doesn't look very bright.
And then we have the Best Example Evah of why Miz Goopy Palethrow is not the most cherished celebrity around now that her War On Vanity Fair has amped into Desperation Mode as she contacts her Top-Tier Hollywood "Friends" to boycott VF's annual post-Oscar party next year – just because the magazine wants to run an Honest Article about her life and loves – mingled with supposed accusations of several affairs while still married to Mr. Coldplay Geek.
Yeah, sure, Goopy. Just for you no one will dare to be seen at the Numero Uno Place To Be that night. Some people have all the nerve – or, more accurately in her case – delusions of Grand Influence over her acting colleagues. Entitled much? Geez (with a triple eye-roll)!
Everyone's making a huge deal out of how Mila Kunis looks when she's not wearing makeup. Yes, it's true. She looks like a Regular Person who is often tired. Wow! What a fascinating topic for discussion!
The Other Everyone's are not making a big deal out of how terrible Many Aging Male Actors look while they continue to land "Leading Man" roles with much-younger women always cast as their love interest. Typical. Not news, but still an unfortunate reality of Double Standards when it involves an attractive actress' Acting Career Shelf Life.
Little Baby Boy Bieber appears to be spending a lot of time and money on Hook-ah's wherever his latest gig takes him and his 3 million BFF's. Nothing THAT unusual for someone who is young, successful, worshipped by young girls and covered in money and a new tattoo almost every other week to go a bit crazy in excess. But it's the possible steroid use that may be the end of him – one way or another – as one can clearly see the sudden Super Abs and Pecks. How could we miss the new body? He rarely dons a shirt these days cuz he's so, you know, Uber-Cool and everything.
Well, my new TV is ready for me to test and adjust the Factory Default settings and get on with what remains of the day.
Thanks for stopping by and have a Wonderful Whatever!
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