Or, if you're Taylor Swift, nothing says Social Climbing more than singing with Actual Royalty, which she did a few days ago with Prince William at a London Function. So, with that Already Heavily-Covered News, let's glance at what we've been
First, I obviously have nothing else to do on Saturday mornings than cram for writing this post almost every week – and thus far I've found my perusal of Celebrity Gossip to be interestingly devoid of any mention (to my knowledge) of why several outlets are showing an Instagram of Jennifer Aniston having Thanksgiving with a strange young man everyone but me seems to know about – Ed Sheeran – and Aniston's manager, Aleen Keshishan, along with Aniston's New Hair. Not One Word about where her fiancé was and if he had joined her that day or not. No Mention At All! Hmmm. I find that hole in the PR Machine quite odd. Is it possible Justin has Truly Left The Building?
I have always appreciated Blythe Danner as an actress and, from what I have heard, liked her as a person-person. But then, over the years I had to come to the realization that she is The Goop's Mother…which means something had to have rubbed-off on Miz Pale-Throw from her mother, and now Blythe has confirmed that she very well could be almost as pompous and out-of-touch as her daughter is during an interview where she attempted to defend Goopy's Goop by putting-down anyone who puts-down Dearest Gywnie by declaring we're all lazy, jealous and sit on our "asses" (her word) in Unholy Judgment of her extremely Judgmental offspring.
Oh, Blythe! Yes, you're her mother and you are doing the Protective Mother Thing, which is nice, but you went a bit too far and now I am having side-eye issues with you. Yet another Celebrity Disappointment! Sheesh!
Brad Pitt is apparently having trouble dealing with his co-star, Shia InTheBuff, cuz Shia actually Acts when he makes films, rather than spending most of his off-set time hanging-out with Brad in a trailer filled with Special Smoke. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against that past-time. But the use of it might be the Ultimate Explanation for why Mr. Pitt is barely able to speak lines in any of his films without sounding like he's mumbling through a Bong filled with marbles.
Some People on the Internets are beginning to wonder if Angelina Jolie and the CIA are more than just Film Research Work/UN-Related Buddies, if you know what I mean? We'll soon find out if I wake up tomorrow to discover this entire blog has gone into The Black Hole of Cyberspace…just as several Facebook posts about the NSA's Spying have mysteriously vanished from various friends' posts. Hey, if true, it wouldn't be the First Time Hollywood Stars and the American Gov't were BFF's.
Is Mila Kunis preggers with Ashton Kutcher's Baybeeee? On that one we'll just have to watch and wait, won't we?
Did Ryan Seacrest just
You can be assured that Somewhere In Hollywood, a lot of Somebodies With Famous Names have done terrible things this week and it's all been covered-up and taken care of by the "Ray Donovan" Types out there. Isn't that refreshing to know? It certainly is for Those Who Need Them.
I have almost put myself to sleep writing this post today. If you haven't dozed-off, then you must not read Gossip Stuff and most of what has been written here managed to boost your Curious Cells – or else you are just as bored as I am with reading about how many people died and were seriously injured all over America yesterday when our country proved to the world one more time just how debauched, insensitive, greedy and inhumane we are on a day so perfectly named as "Black Friday."
Walking over a dead body, and/or trampling someone to death to buy a discounted DVR is beyond my comprehension.
And on that Uplifting Note, I'm getting out of here to spend time watching People Kill Other People over Wills and Insurance Policies on the TeeVee…where all of the Bloodshed should be, right?
That's it for me. I'm tired.
See you later!
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