The Weekly Fluff

The past week has been very full of Fluff, so there is more than enough to write about The Populars/UnPopulars today.

One strange trend among The Wimmen Celebs is how several completely NOT clichéd Feminist Types are suddenly declaring that they are "Feminists" because…um? That's what our New Miley is saying about herself, and Courtney Stodden (who?) is saying about her own self, too, and Alec Baldwin is – not – actually. He is, instead, a Nemesis-t of himself.

Based on Baldwin's penchant for calling people names (daughter = "Pig"), and The Paparrazzi's even More Names that end up flowing from his Baldwin-Family-Patented-Lips in such an angry, mangled fashion that it sounds just like he's using anti-gay slurs, he's in Big Mouth Trouble again!

That's right! Trouble with a few $$$ losses attached. Mr. Not-So-Calm-Guy has a new gig over at MSNBC in a Graveyard time slot (a show I've not bothered to watch or to even Google its title), thus, based on a Very Recent, much-publicized Homophobic Outburst at a photographer/cameraman or reporter - depending on the source, The Suits at MSNBC have suspended his program for the next two weeks! Take THAT, Alec! Bad Boy! As if anyone thought he had "calmed down" lately. Hah! Baldwin's rants are to Alec like Misreading Everything Rational is to Michelle Bachmann. Or Sarah Palin. Or Ted Cruz, or…wait, this is a post about Celebrity Gossip, not supposed-politician-preacher-types … sorry!

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Do you care that LeAnn Rimes might be freaking-out because her victim husband, Eddie Whatshisname, could be cheating on her with his ex, the ever classy and lovely, Brandi Glandville – something like that? You do? Okay. Well, The They's are saying it's true. So does her newly rebuilt body with added pounds = eating away The Blues. Or not. We don't really know. But, when LeAnn's squints become Even Squintier and Eddie's Squint is replaced by Wide Eyes, wait for the Brandi-LeAnn Twitter Wars to resume. It's been a while since they Out-High-Schooled each other in a public forum.

"Drake" This, "Drake" That… What is it about that guy that so many Celebrity Wimmen keep waving their form of underwear in his direction? He's kinda handsome, from my POV, but beyond that and a few good tunes, I don't quite "get it" – but then, he seems to be a nice person who simply knows what he's doing when he's a-doin', you know what I mean? At the moment it very well could be Rihanna again who is enjoying his company… A far better choice than her last one, don't you think?

Thinking of Drake reminds me of the Unfortunate Brainwreck, Amanda Bynes, who declared to the world via Twitter – and everywhere else on Social Media – that she wanted him to "murder" her vagina, which, somehow triggers a Lindsay Low-Hand image in my fuzzy Saturday Morning Brain because Amanda briefly held the title of The Biggest Mess earlier this year, bumping Lindsay off that forlorn pedestal and into the drink, as it were.

Where has Miz Low-Hand gone? We barely see her stumbling around these days. Based on a posed picture of her sitting in a bed somewhere smoking a ciggie while nude and side-boobing (one has to look down, not up, to find the boobies), she must be feeling "artistic" and is refreshing her Here I Am résumé. What was the point of the boring picture other than to silently announce that she's Ready For More Money from yet another Older Patron of her Taint. Hmmm?

According to Just About Everyone, Paris Hilton (who?) no longer has any friends.

And, according to the Same Everyone's, Kim Kar-Kash-In and her Not-So-Real-Really Fiancé', Mr. You-Know-Who West, don't live together – still. Gasp! Does this mean their Love is all fake, or that Kanye can't handle the stress of a baby crying in the middle of the night? Or, could it be that he has Others to spend his precious time with? Perhaps only his Fashion Designer knows for sure.

Jennifer Aniston allowed herself to be Papped while wearing Her New Short Haircut when she was walking into a Spa – and yet the World Kept Churning! Can you believe it?

Someone in Hollywood still likes Julia Roberts. True. It's George Clooney, who wasn't at all concerned to be photographed with her at a recent BAFTA event. He must be thinking that making another Oceans #### with Mizzy Roberts and Gang could bring in a few more dollars to keep his Former Paid Escorts Girlfriends happy. Or, is he just a nice guy?

Before I end this overview, it would be remiss of me to not mention Jennifer Lawrence. So, here you go – Jennifer Lawrence this, Jennifer Lawrence that, and yep, she's still outspoken, fresh, and sweet. She even went into the crowd of the Unwashed Masses to comfort a crying fan while she was floating down the Red Carpet of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, London premiere last Monday. Amazing! She's almost like a Real Human Being and not a crusty-like Academy Award Winner. Let's hope her "real-ness" lasts.

That's enough Fluff for me today. Have a Wonderful Whatever!

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