The Weekly Fluff

Welcome once again to All Things Fluffy in the Celeb World. It's been a busy week for our Fav Miscreants, so let's get right on the Non-Serious-Newsy-Newz.

For anyone who follows crappy-crap gossip "Cultural" tidbits and puffed-up PR-generated stories with numerous pictures and the like, as I do, you already know what Goopy,The Patron Saint Of Self, said about her experience at the Met Gala (aka Anna Wintour's Annual Snobbery Parade), which was that it was "boring" and she won't go back next year.

One can only guess that Mizzy Pale-From-Head-To-Toe was ignored by The Ice Queen #1 for daring to wear an unflattering pink gown on a Red Carpet! How gauche! Not "getting" the theme of the night, which was "Punk", our dearest Out-Of-Touch-Mess chose one of the strangest gowns in her often elegant choices. Methinks it's time she finds a new stylist beyond her delusional dressing-room mirror.

Oh Gee Whiz! It appears that Rihanna and Chris Brown have actually broken-up – for real! If anyone questions the truth of a split this time, just check out any spot on the Webs with pix of Rihanna over the past week. Not only is she losing it in general (reportedly), but she arrived hours late for at least one concert that we know of this month...and was "Booed" by her audience. Not-so-subtle hints are floating far and wide (cliché alert!) that this gorgeous human is far more effed-up than anyone wanted to believe…and, for once, it isn't all Chris Brown's fault.

OMG! OMG! Ben Affleck and wife-actress Jennifer Garner, may not have the "Happiest of Happy Marriages" she they want to portray. WTF? You mean that a guy who loves to hang out with other guys to gamble, flirt-around with Wimmens, be All About Me-Me-Me, would have difficulty being married? Pleeze. No way! Who would want to have a tryst or more with a narcissistic, handsome, Oscar-winning writer/director with clout in Hollywood, when his wife is away on a job/film in the summer? Hmm? 

Who, other than I Wouldn't Trust Him No Matter How Much He Paid Me Ben Affleck, would be so faithful to his wife that he would turn the panting ho's (sarcasm) away while burping the latest baby on his shoulder – although the burping periods are way over for the kids and Mom is said to be taking her Tidy Tots With Her to Cleveland – yes, Cleveland – while she films scenes for some project I haven't heard of and doubt I'll ever see in the near future. In fact, I don't recall ever seeing any film she has been in. Or, if I did, I didn't notice.

Po' Wittle Kanye West hit his not-so-wittle Ego Head on a street sign while apparently Walking Dead beside his Walking Disaster, Kim K, and had another tantrum when he saw the pap's snap-snap-snapping-away as he held his throbbing head in one of his Magical Ego Hands. Hey Kanye', do ya' think walking into a sign is a sign of sorts? You know what I mean, right?

Jennifer Aniston has been seen out and about in NYC lately without her Other Half, Justin Theroux. So, of course that means they are over. Done. Kaput. No one who is married or engaged should ever, ever go out in public alone or with friends sans the Significant Other – according to bitter crazy "stuffy" women on message boards. Poor Jen. Another heartbreak on the horizon? Yawn. Stretch.

Next?

No word from the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, California, about the well-being of their two latest Celeb's In Rehab – Lindsay Low-Hand and Brooke Mueller – as if anyone should be told confidential patient information. However, if the past is any indication of how the Low-Hand handles Rehab, we'll soon be hearing about pillow fights and late-late night panty raids with The "Cracken" and her new BFF, Brooke, dashing through the Hospital Wing of the facility hallucinating on the residue of what drugs still remain in their bodies. Or not. We all want both to get well, don't we?

Where in the world is Ann Curry these days? Still locked in NBC's Closet Of Shame? Just curious.

Everyone hates Justin Beaverland these days. Yep. Even a "poll" told us so. Thus, it's Selena Gomez to the rescue once more! Sorta. Lotsa rumours flying about that she's just using him – as always. Double yawn.

That's enough fluff for me in the morning. See you later, and thanks for stopping by!

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