First off, did you see the pictures of Jennifer Aniston at a Book Event earlier in the week wherein she chose to wear a dress that screamed "pregger's" to everyone. The perpetrator of the gossip knows how often The World reads about her endless pregnancies which never are true, so it's curious that with such constant "Baby Bump Watching" she would fuel the rumours by wearing an outfit that surely belongs to Kim Kar-Kash-In.
What's that all about? Surely Ms. Aniston doesn't require more attention – or does she? (Or, could it be "real" this time around? Yawn.)
The rumblings mount that Mr. Always Looks Angry Except When With Jay-Z, Con-Yay West, is doing his best to stay as far away from Kim K and family as possible while his Baby Baker either feels "lonely" or "angry" or "bitchy" over the entire pregnancy thing while her so-called beau spends most of his time in Paris – away from the Beverly Hills Circus of the Kar-Kash-In's. For once I must agree with his decision(s). Other than That Family, who would want to go through all of the drama unless one is a lump-headed athlete looking for something more than making a basket without a Slam-Dunk?
Haven't we heard and seen enough of Reese Witherspoon's arrest and her husband's DUI? Apparently not. Now the arrest footage is all over the I-Nets while Reese continues to talk and talk and talk about how sorry she is for being such an azzhat, not perfect, flawed, a name-dropper of her own name. Oh, shame on you, Reese! Now, shut up and get back to acting, okay? You were drunk. You were caught. You said stupid, ill-advised things to a cop. You have now joined the illustrious club of other celeb's who, while drunk and disorderly, have screamed inappropriate words to police during an arrest. Yeah, it must hurt to be in a group that includes Mel Gibson, but hey, that's the price you pay.
Some guy who is an athlete "came out" as gay and everyone has something to say about it – pro or con. Oh, and he's Black, too, which makes his announcement even more "brave" considering the Homophobic Reputation of the African-American "Community." So, I gather when a female athlete comes out, as several have over the years, it's no big deal because women who do Sports are expected to be Butch's (certainly not Femmes). But when a guy is open about his sexual orientation, it's Huge News because, of course, don't we all believe that guys who run around with a bouncing ball and trip all over each other to get it, pat butts, jump up and down and lift each other into the air in joyous scoring celebrations, are All-Amerikan Hetero's who like to wear short pants? Just sayin'… *
All of the male film "Heart-throbs" have bad body odor or bad breath. So says anyone within a mile of at least 3 guys so many people love to lurve. Oh yeck! Some people just don't like showers or mouthwash, it seems. Who are they? Well, for at least two of them, take one look at their greasy hair, dirty wrinkled clothes and watch when one of them talks and the person in front of the star immediately recoils.
Johnny Depp and the Openly Gay/Bisexual Amber Heard have been seen holding hands – again! So Amber, how's that working out for you these days? Surely Johnny can't compete with your better-looking female companions? What, oh what, could it be that has caused you to become Depp's Companion? I don't know very much about you to assess your thinking process, but I must admit I had never heard of you before last year when you and Depp started steppin' out!
And then there is this Amanda Bynes person continuing to litter-up the side pages of online outlets such as The Huffington Post with her almost daily Twitter pix of herself in various stages of
How could anyone ignore the latest Lindsay Low-Hand Court/Rehab Drama now that she's "happy" (per her mother) to be at Betty Ford to "get it right this time"? I can and will. California Legal People take note: If I ever show up in front of your throne(s), I hope you'll treat me with the same respect as you have shown "The Cracken" over the years. If not, I'll stomp my feet, roll my eyes at my attorney, steal someone's bracelet off their wrist if they're in close proximity to me, and fly off to Brazil to "party" without a thought in the world. If you try to detain me, I'll slap you in the face with no apology and wink while doing so.
Most actress's in Hollywood don't wear underwear anymore. Or so it seems if you just read the headlines.
Am I forgetting anyone? Probably. If so, it means I really, truly, honestly, could care less.
Have a great weekend, everyone! Thanks, as always, for stopping by!
* Corrected: The first published draft incorrectly suggested the gay athlete is a football player.
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