Who Deserves A Flog Today?

The Flogging Whip eagerly flashes its lashes at Trout Mouth, Donald Trump, for not only his hideous hair and smarmy manner, but the vitriol with which he continually aims his gangsta'-like talk against Barack Obama on the seemingly never-ending "Birther" debate. Now he's doing it again, this time trout-mouthing on CNBC this morning over the same old issue. Who put this man in the forefront of the political debates? He did. He's a flashy trashy PR monger who lives to be in the spotlight. By breeding more suspicion around the actual birthplace of the president, he is certain to make headlines and have people like me talk about him. Isn't that a bit sad? Can't the guy just build more buildings that don't sell and sit at the end of his conference table while pathetic also-rans rip each other to shreds to work for the self-crowned "business genius" on his somehow still-alive TV show and look interested to soothe his enormous ego? Apparently not.