The Weekly Fluff

Hello again! It's time for TDFB (me) to write a few words that won't strain my already Strained Brain, so here we are on another Saturday, ready to Get Fluffy with the goings-on and Gossipy Things surrounding The Populars and Un-Populars!

The Name-Any-Fashion-Magazine-Editor's favourite photographer perve, Terry Richardson, is finally receiving negative reviews all over the Webs – not for his "work" – but for what he does with the young women with whom he "works."

If you're young and pretty and want to be an actress or model and don't know who he is, you are lucky. Keep it that way. Should you want to know more, hold your nose and return to your close relationship with Google Search.

The intelligent Celeb-Based Newz of the week is that Russell Brand apparently started a Revolution of some sort because he actually made complete sense about politics/voting during an interview. I thought his comments were brilliant – because, of course, I agree with him – but more importantly, where is that "Revolution" manifesting beyond just the headlines?

Everyone is buzzing-about – pro or con – Johnny Depp's Blonde-ish Look. I say, Good God he looks like he's aged 10 years! Yes, the facial bloat is gone, and in its stead we've been left with a Non- Shades-Wearing almost gaunt-faced, older looking Once Hot Mess! And, more often than not of late, All Dressed-Up in a Suit, looking serious, sober and everything. Did Amber Heard do this to him? Did he decide it was time to clean up now that his primary rivals are women?

But, let's go back to the really important point: WTF is going on with Johnny Depp's "new" hair colour? Did he find himself standing on a sidewalk one day below a 10th-story building when a maintenance person tossed-out a bucket of mixed bleach and Stain Remover from the roof– which, naturally, splashed upon his once-brown locks? Sorry Johnny, but Noooooo!

And OMG! OMG! The laid-back, chilled-out, Cool Dude Brad Pitt, reportedly flipped-out on co-star, Shia Laysinthebuff, who Mr. Pitt found to be having too much fun with a rifle on set that Shia managed to whack Pitt in the face with. Normally, Cool Dude would laugh it off. Not this time. He EXPLODED all kinds of mad words on Shia's ears over the "accidental" apparent prank. But, naturally, after cooling his lifts heels in his trailer in one form or another, Pitty Boy emerged willing to carry on with the asshole slightly anger-mismanaged Shia in their next scene. They are Pro's, I tell you! At least they were in character during the run-in. They are working on a War Movie, after all.

Unless I missed it (which is possible these days), no one mentioned Jennifer Aniston's Womb on a magazine cover this week. That's right. No She's Pregger's!!! stories or pictures of Jen wearing yet another outfit that calls attention to her Baby-Growing Body Spot. Wow! And yet the world still turns.

Was it just me having a Drug Flashback, or did Kanye West actually tell an interviewer that his victim fiancé, Kim-Kar-Kash-In,  is a "socialite" of the highest order? That she's a Major Money-Making Designer of Great Clothes that sell Millions and Millions at the Grand House of Sears? I checked. It's true. He did say that. And more. Just ask God. That's who Kanye refers to at every opportunity of late – just so we know how very religious he and Kimmy are. In addition, he believes they are now THE POWER COUPLE! (Methinks Jay-Z and Beyoncé are still laughing at that one.)

Miley Cyrus, the latest Unfit Girl, is reportedly "making-out" with "everyone" she hangs out with these days. Such a shock! What a slut, "they" are saying. Hey, wait a minute! I was in my 20's at one time, and I too made out with everyone within five feet of my face half of the time. And I wasn't a … oh, wait!

Last, lotsa little birdies have been chirping somewhat quietly about how A Certain Someone is drinking again, although not anywhere in public lest she find herself in prison - finally! Well, at least she's not driving these days.

That's enough Fluff for me. Have a Wonderful Whatever!

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