The Weekly Fluff

Welcome to Saturday! It's time for Some Fluff. According to what I've been reading and hearing, The Popular's have been reasonably quiet (if you ignore the ALL CAPS Kanye West BS he's doing on Twitter about/to Jimmy Kimmel).

The most surprising Celebrity Burp going around has Meryl Streep, the Non-Hollywood-Living-Or-Glamming Best Actress Evah, throwing her version of shade at Petty Woman Julia Roberts for manipulating the Final Scene in their film, August: Osage County, so that Julia would have The Last Shot.

However, based on what "they say" about Miz Robert's Real Personality, Meryl wins the "last shot" in both public and quietly acknowledged support by the Hollywood Film Industry Masses - Because….

Everyone hates Julia Roberts.

Everyone loves Meryl Streep.

Simple.

Onward we go from there to A Touch Of Sleaze:  Sean Penn reportedly beats his wives and girlfriends in a nasty way – as if there is any other way than Nasty. But, sometimes he does something right…

Sean Penn and his ex, Robin Wright, made a female child when they were not fighting. That child, attractive Dylan Penn, 22, is now running-about in The Big World and spending Mucho Quality time with that guy from The Twilight Franchise Who Naturally Looks Like A Vampire, Robert Pattinson (aka "Sparkles".) Twihards are holding their breath not to burn down her house or toss glossy images of Kristen Stewart in her face.

Kristen, by the way, has been a Strange Bird In Many Lands this year, promoting extended-vacations, I think. But, she's still in The Newz! Reports via Suspicious Routes have the Rejected Stewart feeling Double Rejected by the Man Who Ruined Her Image (and faux relationship with Pattinson), Mr. Douchey Director of Mini Cooper fame, Rupert Sanders, to whom she – reportedly – texted/called/phoned to attempt another Numb-Faced Back Seat Encounter, but was left Sext-Less. Okayyyyy….

All Male Pro Athletes – despite what they say about their personal lives – are cheaters, liars, narcissistic, spoiled, violent, unethical, hypocritical, and Seriously Over-Paid. Repeat and replace with "All Politicians…".

Lindsay Low-Hand remains out of trouble for yet another week. Amazing! Miracles CAN occur!

Josh Harnett – remember him? – the cute face, caring love-struck eyes – hasn't been around a film set for a while because he likes Breaking Bad (wink-wink) way too much – or so they say. Too bad. I loved him in Wicker Park. He always reminded me of my high school crushes.

Gillian Anderson is gay, they say, but is also having a long-running affair with her former co-star, David Duchovny, although he remains married but "in love" with Ms. Anderson, who everyone thought was married to a man, or had been married, something-like-that. For The X-Files fans, Gillian and David Together In Real Life is worth its gold in syndication, isn't it?

A recent Big Split in Fluffy Land may have been caused by yet another Female Actress falling in love with a woman, rather than The Husband being a Usual Jerk. If true, many might want to be a fly on her bedroom wall.

But, TDFB (me) tries to stay out of people's bedrooms (unless invited), so don't expect too many of the above "reports" in the future…although 90% of Gossip involves who is sleeping with who and how many times and where? I guess The Weekly Fluff is doomed?

Drat! Trying to be ethical certainly is boring.

That's enough fluff for me! Have a Great Day/Evening/Night/Morning!

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