Others have been doing "good things" such as getting married (if one thinks it's A Good Thing for those who did it); waltzing down Red Carpets beaming their Fine Blinding-White Veneers, or Quietly Living Their Lives without PR-energized Pap Strolls.
Of course, we'll focus on The Celebs (and outlets) who/that make it our business to know Their Business. So, what have our Fav Tools been up to these days? Per Many Sources, here's the skinny in a reasonably small dose (hah!):
We should all bow down to Miz Goop because' she's still Extremely Special and don't you forget it! (Although' it's going around that she is not a stranger to McDonald's. I gather she didn't export her Outdoor Wood-Burning Oven/Grill-Whatever-It-Is from Ing-Land when she recently returned to the U.S. for ??? May all Vegan, Gluten-And-Taste-Free Burgers RIP.)
For once, Lindsay Low-Hand isn't in trouble. But her "Mother" Dina is for a DUI. As many writers have noted, it's not at all shocking considering how hard that woman parties. What is a surprise is that this is Her First DUI! Oh, Dina! And you say you don't have a problem? Many think otherwise…
No problems happened when Jay-Z and Beyoncé set their Illuminati-Tinged Vocal Cords in motion yesterday to serenade LeBron James and his now-wife at their wedding down San Diego Way. Keep up the Good Work, you two. Soon you'll rule not only Half Of The Music Industry, but Basketball! And, we know that Basketball Rules! There's a reason why they're considered to be THE "Power Couple" a few steps short of Barack & Michelle. They are Everywhere!!!
Gina Gershon. Sigh. What an actress! How cool is she or what? I like her, always have, as a person as well as an actress, so, I won't fault her for accepting a job many feel is beneath her talent. What is it? A TV Movie. Lifetime decided to make a film about The Versace Empire, now run by A Face That Melts right in front of your eyes, Dona-Tella-Everyone-Not-To-Tell-Her-To-Stay-Away-From-Botox Versace. Gina 's face is too pretty to play That Thing, but has, and I'll watch it IF I can overcome the horror of The Awful Wig someone put on Gina's head for the part. The stills I've seen are okay, but wait until you see the trailers if you haven't already. (Info HERE)
I'm writing about the above due to The Wig because It's Just Wrong. Although most of Donatella's "Real" Head Hairs are another part of The Visual Mess Of Her, I could have easily found a mass of white straw, weaved it together in a Long Drooping Flat Line, spat on it to aid an easy shine, and plopped it on Gina's head myself. Yikes! Methinks Lifetime-Associated Producers could use a New Stylist.
Charlie Sheen still pays for sex. Wow! Pass the
Pssst: Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux haven't walked down that Good Ole Aisle yet. Why not? Huh? WTF? Who cares? (For some reason, lotsa people do.)
TMZ continues to amaze whenever they run a story about Black People who haven't been arrested.
Sandra Bullock will be on the cover of next month's Vogue. When you see it, you'll wonder what's on her head. Whatever it is must have been created by the same person who did The Wig Work for the Versace movie: That, or else Sandra neglected to remove the Not-So-Very-Flattering lump of fur someone slipped on her head while she was drifting through a galaxy of nightmares from falling deep into space. (Hey, I tried...)
Americans remain absolutely, completely, totally, Forever In Love with English Actors.
Blind Items continue to hint that a Certain Actress who is separated from her husband may not be doing very well emotionally or physically and might die any moment if not "saved" from herself somehow. It's not a nice thought, nor is it a situation to laugh about. In addition, she may have company on The Death Spiral as one doesn't have to be blind or read A Blind to see how a Certain Female Singer-Performer is a Complete Fall-Down Fluff-Puff-Hiccup.
And then there is Miley Cyrus! Again! Wrecking those balls and laughing at everyone as her Bank Account collects more Green Stuff than her Daddy has on his Huge Estate in Nashville. But then again, she could be chirping through a Mask Of Pain cuz' "everyone" is saying that she and her supposed fiancé, that Other Hemsworth guy, are Totally Done! Yes. Again. And again. Burp.
According to various reports, Kanye West made his
That's enough Fluff for me! Have a Fabulous Whatever!
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