The Weekly Fluff

While those who care about the creaking sound of the U.S. Government moving toward The Fiscal Cliff wring their hands and clutch what's left of the Family Pearls in angst, others are happily counting-down The Best and Worst (fill-in-the-blank) of the Year in a flurry of Year End Lists for our ADHD-Based-Entertainment-Escape-Distraction. And what a year it's been in scandals for Public Figures/Celebrities. 2012 was also a Year Of Vapidity in the incessant focus on celeb's in bikini's or without them. I found that part boring as most of the bodies looked almost the same, with the odd extra butt or boob size here and there. Numerous pics of male celeb's and politicians showing their abs and pecks/ers joined the fray, too. Just ask Anthony Weiner.

So, for our last The Weekly Fluff of 2012, I'll spare you my personal Best Of Specific Things/People lists this year to, instead, do a simple Top Ten List Of Anything Fluffy, and then head for the exit. How's that?

Top Ten of Anything Fluffy 2012 - In no particular order:

• Most Annoying Celebrity – Kristen Stewart. Hands-down the least "edgy" pouter around.  BTW, what's her appeal again?

• The Great Escape Artist – Katie Holmes:  Sure, her dad is a lawyer and helped, but she turned-out to be a better actress than anyone imagined as she slyly slipped the Cruise Ship – intact.

• Someone Not To Mess With – Paris Jackson: If she wants to see her Grandma, she'll make sure the world knows it, you dastardly Jackson traitor-bottom-feeders, you!

• Social-Climbing-Uber-Princess – Taylor Swift: Can't get better than hanging with The Kennedy's all summer. Loved that polka-dot swimsuit non-bikini. Jackie would have approved.

• In Need of Serious Hygiene Intervention – Johnny Depp & Brad Pitt: Eww!. Just go away, go away. Phew! Gag! Gasp! Beauty's only skin deep. Have some soap and a shampoo once in a while, okay?

• Biggest 'Wakeup Call' Recipient – Barack Obama: His now infamous "no show" at the first Presidential Debate brought the man out of whatever fog he had been living in until then.

• Most Psychic Performance By An Actor – Clint Eastwood: Trounced by millions for his rambling GOP Convention speech, he did predict the first debate's spirit when he addressed an empty chair.

• Horrifying New 'TV Star' – Honey Boo Boo: WTF? I mean, really. WTF?

• Ultimate In Adults Behaving Like Children – LeAnn Rimes & Brandi Glanville: Are these two for real? Their constant Twitter Wars are beyond childish whether for PR – or not. Eddie Cibrian sure knows how to pick 'em. Good grief, ladies! Go to Twitter Rehab or something. Oh, didn't LeAnn just do something like that recently? Or not. She's still Twittering, I hear.

• As Fluffy As They Get – Donald Trump: Everything that has passed between his Trout Lips this year has been filled with burnt ash, just as his voice and attitude is/are a cross between a cliché'd  Brooklyn Thug with a mind steeped in the Old Deep South plantation owner's hubris. Time for a different comb-over, don't you think?

That's TDFB's brief glance at The Fluff we've read, seen, and/or heard about this year. Of course there is more, but why spoil the on-going parties?

Until tomorrow, have a Wonderful Whatever!

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