Who Deserves a Flog Today?

The Flogging Whip awoke today with its gnarly ends in an irritable twist. Where to place its stinging lashes was the question. Should it lash-out at Chris Christie's BS about not knowing anything about BridgeGate? Would it be more effective flailing Nigeria for its New Law of imprisoning/arresting Gays for marrying each other, as well as simply belonging to an LGBT Organization? (Details HERE)

Or, would it be better to spread its lashy wings against the increasing intolerance Americans are expressing over the slightest inconvenience in their sorry lives via guns to kill someone who was quietly texting his child while in a movie theatre? (Read THIS) Choices, choices. So much injustice out there. So much waste of resources earlier today when LAPD Authorizes decided it was far more important to search Justin Beaverland's home for "something" to tie him to EggGate, the now unfolding absurdity of Lucifer's Long-Lost Son "egging" a pissed-off neighbour's home, causing $30,000 in "damages"? $30,000??? 

Either the home's exterior is a Sotheby's Realtor's Wet Dream of Super-Uber Rare Elegance that is allergic to dairy products, or The Neighbour Really Wants the brat Out Of The Hood STAT! C'mon, LAPD. Did it really require 11 members of your police force to do a search based on an Egging while Far More Serious Crimes are being committed as I write that are not on your Priority List? Oh, yes it is a Big Priority, as just moments ago a short Press Conference was held to explain that Beaver-Boy had not been arrested and that, as far as we and "they" know, nothing was discovered to charge The Kid with a Felony! That's right. "Egging" the home is considered a Felony. Exactly what sort of "damage" was done to cause that hefty price? Were The Eggs made out of Uranium or something? Geez. (Latest Details HERE)

And then, of course, The Whip twirls and whirls toward another outrage – the so-called "loss" of the Very Vague 'Net Neutrality' issue. WTF is THAT all about? (Read HERE)

Sigh.

The Whip is whipped.