However, for the sake of living-up to the promise of staying on course with Fluffy Stuff today, we'll simply mention the Low-Lights in the quickest way possible and then dash-off to Finally Get Some Rest – which this blogger has been lacking. So, with no nostalgia, tears or sorrow for sending Celebrity Crass to the trash of 2013, here's how it will be today. Are you ready? Then, let's go:
Did you know that Brad Pitt wears Black Socks when he's in shorts of any colour? Yep. He does. All of the time. Often scrunched on one foot-ankle, then almost upright on the other. Mmmm. How so not sexy or remotely "hip." Now, I like socks. I like Black socks when worn with pants/jeans, but not on Anyone when they're in shorts. One would think such a Fashion Faux Pas would only occur with one's Great-Grandfather. Oh Brad, what hath thou done to Tom Ford's image? And, in truth, what have you been doing to yourself? It isn't "Edgy" to do the Grandpa Look. Trust me. Almost everyone notices and they Don't Like It – not that you care – because it's obvious that you don't.
Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus. Doesn't anyone else have a Tongue Issue and a love affair with Big Balls that swing from side-to-side?
Well, yes they do on the latter and his name is Jon Hamm with his Now Infamous Friend, The Hammaconda. It's Always There to be almost-seen and is quite popular with both sexes. Paps make sure to always take a Medium-Long Shot of Jon whenever he's Out & About to ensure we see it lining the interior of his slacks/jeans as it rests quietly within the inner regions of his thigh-to-knee in order to keep his fans continually gasping, or, for some, to have Very Sweet Dreams – if not both.
Matthew McConaughey needs to regain more of the weight he lost for his role in Dallas Buyers Club. Recent Photo Ops still bring to mind an emaciated Very Ill person. BUT, could it be he prefers to remain Too Skinny until Award Season is over next year? To win those shiny statues for Best Actor, reminders of his Great Sacrifice to become more than a Rom-Com Star may be The Plan. Or not. Who knows? I don't. Just a thought – which, from me can be dangerous at times.
Is it Really True that Ben Stiller is reportedly a Real Life Jerk? Only his film characters know for sure. And, if that last line didn't make sense to you, you're not alone.
What is it with Leonardo DiCaprio's continuing Tabloid Moniker of a "hunk"? I don't see it…except in his growing bloated face that, when near him, shows signs of an Embedded Mark Of VS Model Obsession.
Writing of faces, has anyone seen recent pix of Nicole Kidman who claims to not use Botox or anything? I'm very surprised her nose isn't growing.
Two notable moments of 2013: Both Anna Wintour and Posh Beckham were photographed smiling. At least once – maybe twice. Someone should call The Guinness Book Of World Records people, eh?
Has Carrie Underwood pulled herself out from hiding Under The Covers following The Sound Of Music Live performance a few weeks ago? They have? Was she alone? Her husband reportedly may be running away from The Sound Of Losing.
Julian Lennon has slowly returned to performing and promoting his music and Causes. I love him. Thought you needed to know that fact although I may have written the same thing last week – or the week before. Say-Lah-Vee! I intend to continue saying/writing as much. Repetition can be effective at times.
Mr. Benedict Cumbersomethingorother will probably knock all of our Black Socks off when his film, The Imitation Game, arrives at our Moving Picture Places in the future because the subject matter is rife with astonishing technical and Personal Facts which beg for not only an Important Film, but also a stellar performance recreating a Real Life Genius (Alan Turing) that I believe he can take all the way to the Nearest Hallowed Actor Bank to live off the interest of until eternity – or, maybe just The Next Project. We shall see – and I'll be first in line.
Why does Mariah Carey continue to accept gigs from Dictators? Is it because she had been married to one for soooo loooong and might be suffering Stockholm Syndrome despite her Escape To Freedom? Only her Business Manager knows for certain.
While in a Questioning Mood, many continue to ask why Robin Thicke wasn't heavily bashed for his participation in The Booty Shake That Shook The World. Could it be that – uh – he's A Guy and that Sexism is still Alive in 2013? Heaven Forbid! It's TRUE!
Are you as Sick Of Seeing all of the Ron Burgundy/Anchorman 2 Promo's as I am? Yes, it has been a clever marketing campaign, but it's also been a Never-Ending Pain In The Arse for those of us who don't like Will Farrell or his character or the humour of that franchise. Enough with it, thank you very much.
Well, now that I've had enough Strong Black Tea to sabotage my hope to rest today, I'll take my caffeine-riddled self off to find a music video that even I might like today.
Until next time, have a Wonderful Whatever, and Thanks for stopping by!
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