The Weekly Fluff

While winds howl and snow blows heavily upon the East Coast, and snow with ice on the roads in California closed-down a major freeway route due to dangerous driving conditions, Celebrities of one kind or another continue to amuse or confuse us if we care about The Fluffy Side Of Life as a guilty pleasure. Thus, Mother Nature be damned! It's time to free our minds of the tangible concerns of Everyday Life and pull back the curtain on what the proverbial "they" are saying about The Rich & Often-Not-So-Talented-Famous. So, off we go…

Beyoncé is vain becuz she doesn't like some of the Super Bowl performance pics which were less-than-flattering. So, of course she wants them erased and pulled from Everywhere, which, according to many Writing Tongues, is a horrible thing to ask and proves she's a Diva! Really? What did anyone expect from a Diva?

Beyoncé & Jay-Z verbally fight like two animals not-in-heat. Gasp! You mean they're almost like half of the married couples in the world? Wow! Gotta knock those pedestals out from under their feet and see them tumble to the ground where they belong, right?

More Beyoncé this and that. Oh, and a word or two comparing her "act" unflatteringly to Madonna's. At least Madonna made sure that she was praised rather than 'nay'd this time around in the Critic's Circle.

Angelina Jolie is supposedly not a Great Lover, according to one of the Raggedy-Rags in an odd list of Best Celeb Lovers – something like that. Has anyone asked Brad Pitt his opinion? Or has anyone found him? Haven't seen photos of Mr. Pith at any airports lately. He's gone "missing" from the public's "ay-yi-yi" at his almost-always Homeless Looking-'Look" when not muttering incoherent words in a perfume commercial while dressed in a shirt that actually doesn't look slept-in. And yes, THEY, The Brand Of Brands, still haven't been seen together in ages! Suspicion mounts.

Is Jennifer Lawrence trying to outshine fellow Oscar Nominee Jessica Chastain? Who cares?

Next…..

LeAnn Rimes, Brandi Glandville (or whatevers) and Mr. Squinty Eyes, Eddie Cibrian, could all be in on the Childish, Ridiculous, Low-Rent Twitter-Bitter Feud together for consistent publicity. Who are these people again and why do people feed the beast so much? I barely noticed Rimes until the Cibrian Stallion made his entrance into her corral, leaving his seething cup of Brandi behind to start a Twitter War Of The Ages with a willing participant who is now Mrs. Squinty Eyes. Wait a minute! It makes sense, doesn't it? But, is anyone really getting "work" out of this mess? Hmmm? Oh, yeah. Someone's still on TV, isn't she?

Lady Gag-Gag isn't original in her "art" at all and is fading fast from the Popular Scene. She's not like Madonna, you know, The Real Thing, said Madonna's people said a few somebodies on a few websites. And she's gaining weight, too. And then there's that "demanding" clause in The Ladys' Tour Contract that her dressing room at each venue must provide a female mannequin wearing a pink merkin-of-sorts or else she'll just break down and sob into her Always Lavender Towels. Hey, everyone has their "thing" as it were/was/always shall be.

Beyoncé had breakfast.

Now I'm going to have mine.

Have a safe and great day/afternoon/evening/middle-of-the-night/dawn.

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