Jaz-Z The Great has decided to begin his World Rule by becoming a Sports Agent! Overseeing music careers must be getting boring for the guy, as it was reported this morning on various websites that he's aiming his latest cigar in the direction of Baseballers; specifically a player for The Yankees.
Not unlike the music industry, in baseball, it truly is Three Strikes You're Out. Thus, Jay's ability to turn average talent into Mega-Buckers is another gamble he thinks he can afford to do. The difference is that sports involves expensive physical injuries, whereas on stage his musical meeps need only to avoid falling off a stage in 15" heels or tripping over a huge ego. My bet is on the singers/musicians for never-ending royalties.
Shakira's former Lovah And Biz Partner, Antonio de la Rua (aka Antonio The Rude) is suing the singer for $100,000.000. Yes, you read those zeroes correctly. That's a lot of dollars no matter who it is. Does she have that much money to pay-out? According to Mr. Rude, yes! She moved-on to another Entertainment Company where deals are rolling in, leaving her scorned/irate kicked-to-the-curb amour-partner in a flummoxed state of some sort. And "they" say there's nothing like a woman scorned. Hah!
Tommy Cruz still sleeps with The Devil (or Something Else with Wicked Designs) as he looks a bit too refreshed "all of a sudden" now that he's out and about promiting his latest Look At Me Being A Bad Ass Dangling From Yet Another Scary Height film which, as its title goes, could very easily fall into Box Office Oblivion if we're to believe the reviews. How does Tommy do it? Look so refreshed after sagging-away only a short while ago? A quiet trip to his Brazilian Doctor, per chance? Nothing wrong with that in general; however he'll refuse to answer honestly (like other Celebs who obviously lie about "work" on their faces), just as he is now denying that he ever said he "didn't expect it" when Katie fled. I believe he didn't expect it, thinking her CO$ Chip Implant was functioning without error. Little did he know she was crafty enough to rig the code.
A touching story is circulating over Social Media regarding a woman who had been in a five-year coma and when she finally awoke, her first (supposed) request was to meet Bob Seger. He did kindly show up to give her a hug backstage at a recent concert. What I want to know is why Bob Seger and what in the world was she doing in that coma to cause such a request. Hmmmm? Was he singing "Still The Same" in her netherworld state which brought her back to life? Yep. It could be that benign. Or else hearing his latest music from five years ago was the Coma Trigger and she simply wanted to double-check her ability to avoid another leave from reality?
Somebody's somewhere are reporting that Kate Middleton loves to watch "The Kar-Kash-Ins." Oh, pleeze! Doesn't she have enough Real Drama in her own castles to handle? You know, the pissiness of Prince Philip; the nosiness of Camilla; her own Pregnancy Watch Bedlam; a sister who constantly embarrasses herself with frumpy clothing and questionable boyfriends? Wait! Mebe there is something to this story: misery loves company?
For the umpteenth time, while on the subject of the Kar-Kash-Ins, reports are flying around that Bruce Jenner is tired of his wife Kris' daytime, nightime, early morning drinking, and is filing for divorce. Not so fast, Bruce! She knows too much. Just like her ex, Robert, knew too much about his BFF OJ, which probably brought on the illness which caused his death. Keep looking over your shoulder, Bruce, and quietly bite the bullet that Kris might slip between your way-too-tight jaws.
Amanda Bynes wants to sue everybody everywhere who posts "non-approved, not-taken-by-Amanda" pix while describing her as a Lost Soul and someone who could be completely out of their mind. I write "could be" just in case she takes her threats beyond pictures. Wow! And we all thought it was only Tommy Cruise who had Total Picture Approval!
Angelina Jolie wore pearls to the G8 Summit last week. She looked rather Lady-Like for the event. However, I miss her in jeans and scrungy T-shirts. Just one more time for us, Angie. C'mon! Let's see some of that Witchy Rebel we know still lives inside of you. Or, did Brad Pitt suck that part out of you, too?
UPDATE: Today we were graced with new pix of The Angelina Of Almost Old. Spotted in an airport in tight leather pants, tall boots (all Black, natch), it looks like something's changing in her world. Either she's now a "Free Woman" again no longer oppressed by attempts at "convention," or else she finally came to her senses. Best look she's had in years.
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have been very, very quiet lately. Methinks their wedding plans are in full bloom, and before any of us know it, they'll announce their "private ceremony" with a full-on magazine cover for one lucky magazine filled with pictures. If there will be a "Baby Bump" to be seen, I'll be shocked. Some people simply don't want children and she's allowed to be that way. Just ask Portia and Ellen.
Finally - and I know you've been waiting for it - everyone still hates Matt Lauer.
Until next Saturday, The Weekly Fluff is over for the day.
Have a wonderful whatever! And thanks, as always, for stopping by!
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